Jen Burke
@pokey
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Coffee drinking, heart-breaking, sword-wielding retired foot model.
Vancouver, BC
Joined March 2007
RT @DrLongissimus: Radiology is the only specialty in medicine you can perform as a tetraplegic. Also naked.
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Do you have some of that adhesive Velcro at the Salle? I need a few feet of it.
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Me: My haircut is a bit too butch. How can I not look like a lesbian? .Him: Put a penis in your vagina.
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Question of the day: Where do you find a stomach on a Thursday afternoon in Reno? #maryroach #Gulp.
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Dear Universe, please stop giving me everything I ask for. Most of my wishes aren't well thought out. Thanks, j. #luckygirl.
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RT @GammaCounter: You could put anything next to a *rice cake* & the rat will choose it. Not addiction but Rice Cake Avoidance Behavior htt….
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Dana Smith: A recent study claims that the biscuits are as addicting as cocaine. But tasty though they are, can Oreos really be that dangerous?
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RT @james_randerson: Test your maths ability with our quiz: Arithmeticklish or empty set? http://t.co/RpyrE9hlkh by @SLSingh.
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Coming out of retirement to be a wrist model today. I will finally be able to put the foot modeling fiasco behind me.
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RT @stevesilberman: Woah. Inside an abandoned public library in Detroit. http://t.co/EbyWBT1ohW.
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Me: (after applying makeup) Do I look prettier?.Him: Every time I look at you, you are prettier. Unless you're grumpy.
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Deadly lake in Tanzania turns animals into calcified sculptures http://t.co/tLHKMm09PO via @newscientist.
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(Images: Nick Brandt ) ACCORDING to Dante, the Styx is not just a river but a vast, deathly swamp filling the entire fifth circle of hell. Perhaps the staff of New Scientist will see it when our time...
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Double-headed snake/conjoined twin: http://t.co/MX2ZlbJDwy .[Gah! I didn't need to know this exists].
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RT @VanFitz: Jon Stewart Shreds GOP Over Obamacare: 'Utter Insanity,' 'It's a F*cking. : http://t.co/4kYVV9FKTd via @youtube.
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RT @GammaCounter: London Metropolitan Police officer hostering a 25mm. http://t.co/jWeNBonFYZ.
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Best Craigslist ad ever. Coffee Table of the Gods: http://t.co/KjbAuNzi9Q.
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Dear People with hipster mullets: Who does your hair? I would think that cut would be against some sort of Hairstylist Code of Ethics.
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