Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters:.- I conversed w a generative engine about sites that fit my writing style for submission.- Vision Quest.- @chillsubs listing.- Family Guy cutaway.- Everyone was talking about it at the Met Ball.- Heard about it at a literary reading.

CAUTION: I’ve killed before and I’ll kill again.

RT @JEdwardRice: Breakfast lovers! New Yorkers! Go read “What Your Breakfast Order Says About You, NYC Edition” and find out who you really….

Oh lord, here comes my nemesis: the dessert menu! If I get a slice of the tres leches cake, you’ll all have a bite, right?

“Does anybody have a dongle?”

What, you think a masterwork like "Swamp at Dawn" just happens? You think I just leave my voice notes running in a swamp at dawn? You fool.

“Christopher Columbus” sees players arriving at someone else's pool, murdering those swimmers, and then claiming that the pool now belongs to them.

WELL GUESS THEY CAUGHT ME. GREAT JOB. BECAUSE I PUT MY BLOOD SWEAT AND TEARS. OH GOD SO MANY FUCKING TEARS INTO THIS DRINK.

These here are magic coins that live inside yer lightning box, protected by some new-fangled doohickey called a “blockchain.”

Sure, you could drive to pick up some $20 mix of ingredients haphazardly thrown into a flimsy bowl by a hungover college sophomore.

Recent "How did you find PIC?" from submitters:.- I was looking for a bone to PIC, and I couldn't decide which bone.- I stumbled upon an interview with the editors, fell in love with the site, and wrote myself a note to submit some humor sometime.- I got lucky—that's the truth.

We cigarettes just taste better abroad. The exact science is unclear, but it’s probably because we’re free of toxic ingredients like judgmental looks from your friends.

After what happened last summer, I will not run after the Freddy’s Frozen Freaks ice cream truck.

Do you want to ignite a painful audit of your soul and psyche where you question every decision in your life that led to this moment?

FEEL THE PAIN IN YOUR BICYCLE LANE.WHILE I DRIVE BY PRAYING FOR RAIN

$432.01 - Limbo Beach Bar. Reason: We definitely thought we’d be closing some deals by shouting “Drinks on us!” We were wrong. Bummer.

But first I would like to know, oh rugged manchild, how sharing my arch on your “internet” sakes the human purpose.

Your Majesty, what I’m saying is that I am a worrier---all I do all day long is worry about every little thing that could possibly go wrong.

These are the party animals who travel cross-country to see every footnote in person.

You need to make a tricky left turn. You’re filing your taxes for a year during which you lived in multiple states.