ELBrooks, hero, poet, housekeeper
@PoetRegressive
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Alright buddy, it's time to be my friend. There's no getting out of it .
http://elbrooks.substack.com
Joined November 2019
Hello. My new book is out. Please buy 1 million copies so that I can be rich. Features: -space wizards -cryptic poetry -online peasant romance -suburban knighthood -naked guys with spears -gnostic robots -werewolf love story -pastoral longings -human sacrifice -moonlightenment
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Finding I'm surprisingly nervous in the home stretch I'm sure that's typical to some degree, but my past gives me the added fear that everything I've worked for the past 4 years will suddenly fall apart, as happened with my previous life The hope is much greater than the fear,
Say a prayer for me, I'm getting married at the end of the month 4 years ago, I was arrested on false charges (dismissed) so my ex could cover up more affairs, separated from my 5 children, effectively homeless. I had spent years confessing to priests that I feared I was in an
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I have a friend who's ex tried to set him on fire while he was holding their infant, so he punched her to protect the kid, and he was arrested
My ex prevented me from leaving the house on several occasions by physically blocking my exit, even going so far as to sit on the ground behind my car as I tried to back out of the garage. She repeatedly threatened to have me arrested if I used any degree of physical force to get
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This is a bigger issue than most people realize. I had a friend who was seriously abused by a gf. The final straw came when she walloped him with a hot skillet. He never pressed charges and only told people he was very close to because he was embarrassed. I felt so bad for
I've been slapped, punched and/or kicked by 5 women in my life. And had property destroyed by 2 women. I've never opened a case nor spoken about it publicly. Most other men don't either. This is why data on women abusing men is so low & the narrative is lopsided.
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I've been slapped, punched and/or kicked by 5 women in my life. And had property destroyed by 2 women. I've never opened a case nor spoken about it publicly. Most other men don't either. This is why data on women abusing men is so low & the narrative is lopsided.
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Say a prayer for me, I'm getting married at the end of the month 4 years ago, I was arrested on false charges (dismissed) so my ex could cover up more affairs, separated from my 5 children, effectively homeless. I had spent years confessing to priests that I feared I was in an
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This is incidental to the more serious reasons, but one thing I like about being Eastern Catholic is a healthier attitude toward modernity. In the Roman church it often feels like you're presented with a choice: either the modern world has finally figured things out and we have
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Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! The newest episode of IMBIF is here! Professor Carla Arnell joins the show to discuss Hope Mirrlees’ 1926 fantasy novel, Lud-in-the-Mist. Mirrlees was a friend of both T. S. Eliot and Virginia Woolf, who converted to Catholic after writing
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Our first episode is out! We discuss the Feast of the Circumcision of Jesus Christ, the theology of circumcision according to St. Thomas Aquinas, and much more. https://t.co/hdHxAnZpH7
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There are going to be consequences if you dont 👊👊👊
Read more poetry this year
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I have received a very concrete blessing related to something I have been praying for for a long time. Thank you, Jesus. The past few months I've had great confidence this would come through, but it's still amazing to see it
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Pray for my aunt who just died. She was my godmother when I was baptized as a Lutheran Apparrently she had been sick since October and refused to see a doctor. My parents didnt realize how serious it was from her husband's explanation, so I hadn't even heard she was sick
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"The dearest, truest Christmas Is the Christmas in the heart." Vintage Christmas card.
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Ryan Gosling to play Menelik I in the film adaptation of the Kebra Negast
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Hollywood star Terry Crews reportedly in talks to play Aragorn in Netlfix 'The Lord of the Rings' reboot.
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A single ostrich egg has around 2000 calories and 235g protein You could be totally jacked just by eating a single ostrich egg per day. No meal planning, no thinking about portions or balance. Simplicity. This is the hack the chicken industrial complex doesnt want you to know
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Both of my books deal with spiritual things within a world already dominated by atheistic modernity. Thank you Mr Young for declaring me the successor to Tolkien
either hate LoTR or are so profoundly disinterested that they can't do art unless it's to stroke their political vanity. But I think this is the true iterative response. What is the great story for civilizational winter? When the enemy won and the gates finally fell? /5
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Thankful I have a naturally off putting aura that tells women "not interested now or ever" so that they do not become fascinated by me reading in public #blessed
i’m so fascinated by men like this he read “the brutality of modernity” on a 10 hr flight with the map on the whole time
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"Now the very matter of song, indeed, is altogether purer and more similar to the heavens than is the matter of medicine. For this too is air, hot or warm, still breathing and somehow living; like an animal, it is composed of certain parts and limbs of its own and not only
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