“Wum wum wum wum wum wum wum wum wum. Beeuuuuuuu!”. - Russ Frushtick. The History of Fun.#TheHistoryOfFun.

“John 3:15 and John 3:17 are both ‘Git R Done.’ A lot of people don’t know that.”. - Griffin McElroy. My Brother, My Brother and Me.#MBMBaM.#John.#Bible.

“It’s loose, dry beans. I call it ‘The Chili That Crunches.’”. - Travis McElroy. My Brother, My Brother and Me.#MBMBaM .#Chili.#Beans.#chilislove.

“This is a buyers’ market for fog machines. 100%.”. - Justin McElroy. My Brother, My Brother and Me.#MBMBaM .#FogMachine.#BuyersMarket.

“Not👏 the👏 ques👏tion👏, but👏 thank👏 you👏 ve👏ry👏 much👏!”. - Griffin McElroy. My Brother, My Brother, and Me.#MBMBaM .#Clap.#SantaCup.

“Let’s do the Philly Slide, Everybody!”. - Hal Lublin. We Got This!.#WGT.#PhillyDanceParty.

“If you told me that the movie, once she becomes governor, is about a cat who’s turned into a woman who becomes governor, I would believe it.”. - Jason Mantzoukas. How Did This Get Made?.#hdtgm.#cats.#BelieveIt!.

“If you told me that this script was written by eleven (11) dads on a fishing weekend, I would believe you.”. - Jason Mantzoukas. How Did This Get Made?.#hdtgm.#movies.#fishing.

“Can I just say something? I am so tired of going to the drive-in porno theatre and having to deal with pervs.”. - Jesse Thorn. Jordan! Jesse! Go!.#jjgo.#drivein .#theatre.

“They don’t know who the fuck I am, but they know I’m not Justin because I’m haven’t been telling dirty mummy jokes.”. - Griffin McElroy. My Brother, My Brother and Me.#MBMBaM .#MummyJokes.#ItWasGriffin.

“I love social commentary wrapped in scifi RUFUS! GIVE IT A REST!”. - Tim Batt. The Worst Idea of All Time.#twioat.#Rufus.#Giveitarest.

“I proposed to my wife at the bottom of the Marianas Trench.”. - Jordan Morris. Jordan, Jesse, GO!.#jjgo .#MarianasTrench.#GottaGetASon.

“Everytime I’m playing Mario Kart, I wish a fucking ghost spirit would show up and show me where the shortcuts are so I stop looking like a fool.”. - Stuart Wellington. The Flop House.#FlopHouse.#MarioKart.#Fool.

“A whole book is a lot of fun to read!”. - Paul Ritchey. Goosebuds.#Goosebuds.#book.#read.

“I’m a grownup! I can drive a car!”. - Jordan Morris. Jordan! Jesse! Go!.#jjgo.#grownup.#car.

“All money’s a scam when you think about it, guys.”. - Travis McElroy. My Brother, My Brother, and Me.#MBMBaM .#Money .#guys.

“You only have one chance with prank shorts!”. - Justin McElroy. My Brother, My Brother, and Me.#MBMBaM .#Prank .#Shorts.

“Slam the beef.”. - John Hodgman. Judge John Hodgman.#jjho.#beef.#pogs.

“The rulebook says, ‘This is dumb. Stop it’.”. - Dan McCoy. The Flop House.#FlopHouse.#Rulebook.#StopIt.

“And what is this podcast but an exploration of mouth feel.”. - Jordan Morris. Jordan, Jesse, Go!.#JJGO.#Mouth.#Feel.

“Someone sent me a puzzle and I refuse to do it.”. - Doug Benson. Doug Loves Movies.#DLM.#Puzzle.#Refuse.