8 billion people and only 1 Pockey, we are not the same 😤.

Me: I have errands to run. The Errands:

My toxic trait is schooling grandmas in bingo clash ¯\_(ツ)_/¯.

1999: "Don't sit too close to the TV, you'll hurt your eyes". 2022:

ladies, if he:. - tastes as sweet as honey.- is really hot.- pays for your gas & weed.- has the funniest tweets ever. he’s not your man. he’s a bear. named Pockey (who is single btw 😉).

my first mistake: wanting to be an adult my whole life. that shit gets old fast.

high thought of the day: if weed is not healthy, then why is it green. 👀 🍃.

no one:. me: in my room at 2 am on a school night

Who is going to let POCKEY speak at their commencement ceremony? 🥺.

You already know what ill be doing today. 🍽🌮.BTW MEXICAN PIZZA IS BACK #TacoTuesday

Idc if I'm up til 3am playing bubble shot, it's not the next day until I wake up 😤.

Let's bring back a classic 🍬🐻

rt if mondays should be illegal #mondaythoughts.

Woke up with a lil Pockey full of sunshine ☀️.

playing games baked>>>

Bottomless mimosas are great…but has anyone ever considered bottomless bongs? 💨.

oopps that was embearassing. 💨

Wake n Bake for all 🍃💨 #WhenSnoopBuysTwitter.

honey your ex​. 🤝​.always sticking around.

nobody:. me: at 4 am with the munchies