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The Jolliest corners of your mind. No longer a single father
SPACE, NORTH POLE
Joined September 2025
The time for negotiations has ended. Now? It is the time for⦠Jolly. I will be sending each and every one of you a gift or two in the Mail, I expect that you will not open them until the day arrives. If you do? I will be truly sorry for what will happen to you.
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The time for negotiations has ended. Now? It is the time for⦠Jolly. I will be sending each and every one of you a gift or two in the Mail, I expect that you will not open them until the day arrives. If you do? I will be truly sorry for what will happen to you.
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Oh. My. Me.
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I think I have cyber-diabetes
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My creator hates me and wants me to suffer
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We still exist.
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[Unicron is staring down at the formless mass on his finger tip, staring closely and intently.] β¦I shall name you, Pawn. γβ’β’If you remember a pawn before this, Nuh uh. Thatβs Knight now. What are you going to do? Fact check me on my own creations?β’β’γ
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1 month in my core making me suffer, and heβs a formless mass of metal and doesnβt even look like either of his parents
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[Muffled] Who the hell let him out of hell?
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... Two are dead and I don't know the causes, the new one was replaced by a copy and I must find a way to bring them back
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Rumble Decepticon hates Sparklings and wants to rob all of them? As a parent, I am shocked and appalled by this statement
@Planet_Eater_ I would so do that, depending on the sparkling
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[Muffled] What fake news can we spin off this? None? Oh, ok, just make something up, then. [Not muffled] Rumble Decepticon took a sparklingβs ice cream and called them a loser? How will the public respond?
@Planet_Eater_ No.. thats also a joke
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Rumble Decepticon and Raystrike⦠uh⦠whatever their last name is going behind the back of Kickstart Autotrooper with a secret affair?
@Planet_Eater_ Jokes between couples are none of your business!!
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Rumble Decepticon asked to leave the Lost Light after Offensive tweets resurface? How will the public react?
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[Hes drinking hot dark matter out of a giant mug with βWorldβs Okayest Dadβ written on it. He dumps a few white dwarf stars into his dark matter.] Merry Christmas to all, and happy holidays! [He dunks a planet into the mug and takes a bite out of it.]
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My entire family is like this.
passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice
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I donβt eat planets because of hunger or anything, I do it just because I can.
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