Working in esports is not having paid for a red bull in 6 years

I don't post much here these days but I recently launched a podcast! It's a short-form GM advice show where each week we deep-dive into a particular topic pertaining to TTRPGs. I'd really appreciate the follows! https://t.co/ItRC2giS5a Give us a listen!

I'm on that other app now... Follow me there https://t.co/30hC6PYXfw

Esports colour caster for hire! Interested in expanding into new games too! Get in contact with me if you want someone easy to work with, and a bubbly personality! ✉️papadakayt@gmail.com Discord: papadaka More info in the showreel below! https://t.co/GtjsdrZKWd

Suckingham Phallus

Saying 'genome' out loud makes it sound like you're reading the word 'gnome' but don't know how to say it right

*Me, who DMs every single week* I had to ask a player to stop looking at their phone so much *Someone who I've never interacted with before* So I am literally JUST about to be diagnosed with ADHD and I...

Can't believe people hate on modern Green Day when they wrote the line 'burning books in a bulletproof backpack'. Gen X forgot that punk was punk I guess

Blonde women are the white people of white people

The left uses the term 'reactionary' in the exact same way the right uses the word 'woke'

Gen Z's media literacy is so through the floor they genuinely think Eminem's new album is about them and not himself

Video games only exist to cater to the male fantasy. For example, Deep Rock Galactic appeals to the fantasy of having a union job.

Genuinely don't understand the appeal of chatGPT, I know TONS of people who can give me wrong answers to questions I ask them

*me, engaging in some violent delights* "Wow I sure hope these don't have any violent ends!"

Being in your 20's is lit and all but you host your first dinner party and realise the best is yet to come

The greeks figured out beauty before they figured out money

I spend money on things that are beautiful all the time, I just don't see how that's political I love my beautiful objects

This is the future feminists want

You can lead a horse to water but you can't get any bitches

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Reliving my glory days