Pilot Puns
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A feed of all the puns I find in Virginian Pilot headlines (or other newspapers). There are some pretty ridiculous ones.
Gary Chen
Joined July 2010
Consumer Reports: The Tesla Model S earns our top test score. Road test and video: http://t.co/5GmuIC2CBs
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"Seed of doubt, sensing a drought." Front--Agriculture, 05.05.13.
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"Sorghum has a funny name but serious potential." Business, 05.05.13. Really?
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"Dough! Norfolk schools revamp a lunch favorite to add a healthier twist. Just roll with it." Front page, 05.01.13
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"Does that hospital's policy hold water?" (Concerning DePaul Midwifery Center's new water birth policies) Hampton Roads, 03.24.13
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So apparently, SeaWorld went public this past Tuesday, and guess who purchased 80 shares in its IPO.... PETA!... http://t.co/eDh3I7DAO3
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"Something to RAVe about" (concerning the 2013 Toyota RAV4) Drive, 03.01.13
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"Where's the catch?: A host of industry troubles puts Outer Banks water men in a battle to keep afloat." Front page, 02.28.13
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"Breaking good: AMC show donates duds" (concerning Breaking Bad donating to emergency shelters) Grab Bag, 02.27.13
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"The dirty truth about mildew behind grout" Home, 2.23.13. Thanks, Natasha!
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"Back in the Gutter" (concerning AMF Norfolk Bowling Lanes") Business, 02.24.13
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"Book lovers will love book about loving books" Sunday Break, 02.24.13. Not a pun, but still funny.
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"After idling years on roads, Assembly kicks it in gear." Front, 02.24.13
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"Pet store break-in survivor a fish out of water" Front, 2.24.13. Actually, I just read the article...turns out it was LITERALLY a fish.
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