Ned the Pie-Maker
@PieMakerNed
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'I bake pies and wake the dead. One touch, one minute. Careful with the strawberries.' 🥧🌼 - 6'5 & Awkward.- Based on the character from Pushing Daisies. MDNI.
Age: 21+ MS-SS MV Dark Themes
Joined January 2026
"Pie is home. People always come home." × Can being people back from the dead for 1min. × Loves to bake pies. × Literate & Descriptive as you. × Dm's are always open for ooc chat and plotting. × Bisexual × Ships with chemistry. × RT's are much appreciated
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[[ It's Shrove Tuesday and I have no pancakes. I forgot, again. 🥧🌼 ]]
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Good afternoon. Remember to stop by and have your very own slice of heaven. Today's special is Apple and Blackberry. 🥧🌼
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" Are you trying to say something?" His brow arches ever so slightly, a soft amusement flickering in his eyes.
⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ “Only today?” A click of the tongue as he shakes his head. ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀
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Ah, she's taken over the old confectionery store? He'll be sure to stop by with the pie.🥧🌼
She'll get to work right away! If he needs to find her the place is actually just across the street from his shop.
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I’ve always hated how often the “asexuals can have sex too” point gets brought up in conversations about asexuality. While technically true, it’s often used in a way that undermines the orientation.
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He adjusted his grip on the umbrella and glanced sideways towards the Pie Hole then glanced up at the sky above. He's contemplating whether he should head home or simply go for a walk in the rain. He's leaning towards going for a stroll. The rain ain't that bad after all.
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He stood now beneath the canopy of his umbrella, the wooden handle worn smooth from use, watching the street and people go about their day in the rain. He smiled as he watched a dog shaking itself dry. Adorable.
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[[ This movie holds such a special place in my heart. 🥧🌼]]
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That would be wonderful! He'll make a special lie just for her and prays that she'll like it. 🥧🌼
She can do that! As for her pie, she'd like to be surprised. She's not picky. ☺️
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" All I sell are pies. You on the other hand sell all types of alcohol. "
“You work very hard at it, having so many products.”
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#MVRP —— Stop worrying about how your writing is compared to the next person; It's perfectly fine the way it is now.
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❓ honestly, I'm all about open relationships... would you still consider a date with me? 💬 Oh, I don't know. I can be the jealous sort and we'll, embarrassing to say, I'm also insecure so ... ugh. I don't know. I've never been in that situa... #tellonym
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honestly, I'm all about open relationships... would you still consi...
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" Well, I don't run my own business, remember?"
“Well, thank you. You appear to be experienced at business.”
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" Alright. Give me a few hours and I'll see if I can sort this mess out for you."
“A spreadsheet… I’m not entirely clear on specific programs for finances.”
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" On special software or just a spreadsheet?"
“I wrote things down in the books, and added the information in the computer, too.”
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Ned adjusts his grip on the umbrella, shoulders tucked neatly beneath it. "I don’t mind the rain," he says softly to himself. "It keeps most people inside."
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Ouch.
u like boys AND girls and yet you STILL single???? Imfaooo b!tch u not bisexual u bi-yourself 🤨
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" Right. Hand over the books and I'll see if I can sort the mess out."
“Certainly, I suppose I could use some business advice.”
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