Police Officer: You know the school zones are 2:30 to 4 Me: For what? PO: Me: PO: Me: 2:32 for what

GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT @EddieHearn !!! @AnEsonGib vs @JakePaul Don't let him swerve it!

I C O N I C #StrangerThings3

this will forever be my favorite scene in television history #strangerthings3

I’m going to be giving someone random who retweets this tweet $1,000! Just trying to be like dad @MrBeastYT (must be following me so I can dm the winner)

It's weird to think i've easily consumed over a tonne of food in my life

You ever drink so much you are drunk in your dreams and @elonmusk is telling you all the secrets about space and shit. Love you too best friend

We are the champions alrighty?

Holy, my humour is so messed up. How messed you ask? I just watched a video and everytime the person blinked I laughed. Why am I like this?

Quick question for anyone else who watches Brooklyn Nine Nine, the voice actor for "Fremulon", does that sound like Nick Offerman, or just me?

Nightmares really do be bitches. You wake up from one nightmare, everything is pearly white and then BOOM another nightmare. Good thing for me is I can tell when it is a nightmare now. It really is the things you trust most.

Holy shit the nostalgia is hitting me. 8 years ago one of the best series came out. Thank you @RuneShark

Gotta say Captain Marvel is definitely one of my favourite movies

See men? I barely know her

I've gotta say, I really love Beerus now that I can actually keep up with the words

I don't care what you say, my pinned tweet is the funniest thing i've posted

I just saw someone in our lecture go on Reddit for the entirety of 2 hours. This man has the biggest balls

https://t.co/4oCHV8bDEp