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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

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You know; tickin' over.

England, United Kingdom

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John Fidler

@johnfidler

10 years

Here's "Paul Daniels" by The Colourdrops, a band I was in as a child. @noggsy87 and @matt_jaffa share the blame https://t.co/l7J0i0uHL0 RIP

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

There's a worm at the bottom of the garden, and his name is... I forget.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Angels with Dirty Faeces @midnight #FilmPoops

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

The Stench Connection (with Poopeye Doyle). #FilmPoops @midnight

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Scatman #FilmPoops @midnight

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

I wouldn't piss on me if I was on on fire

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Which hurts the most?

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

A song Let's Raise A Glass

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

BREAKING: Walsall man has flat battery.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Sunday.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

One of my nipples has fallen off! False alarm. It's a cornflake.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Frankie Boyle, the funniest dinner lady at our school.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

"Where's your spunk?", an American fitness instructor once asked me. #TimesWhenMyAspergersGotMeIntoTrouble

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

@ArcheryButts bravo

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

Of corset suits you John.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

His name was Jesus. He was a showgirl.

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Philip Tuesday

@PhilipTuesday

10 years

If global warming is true then how come I still need to defrost my freezer?

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