🍁philip @ inkhaven 2
@PhiliDips_
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Games Marketing & PR guy
Toronto
Joined July 2023
You can get a bottle of wine for $3.99 USD in Berkeley
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This apartment made no sense to me lol
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I'm such a princess omg chill out man it was a 55 minute delay
I am far too impatient for air travel.
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I just call it Hormuz. Just a glimpse into how strait my mind is becoming
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Before I leave for the US and get imprisoned by ICE for 2-84 months, anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me?
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everyone is like "I hate unseasoned chicken" until it's time to order a club sandwich
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American bacon is actually so sad man
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"sir, toby fox has said he hasn't translated his games into spanish because he doesn't speak spanish" "run this headline: RACIST DEV HATES GLOBAL SOUTH"
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Wait til y’all hear about surplus labor value.
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What could you possibly be shouting about on the phone in an empty laundromat at 8 AM
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True of many things.
why does each person at the pharmacy take 15 minutes and then when i get up there it's over in 5 seconds
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I am a debauched goy
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Not to sound super woke or anything but East Germany larping is just safe Nazi larping lmao
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“DMV”
So apparently you can't be CEO of Air Canada if you don't speak French but It's perfectly cool to have immigrant drs, DMV agents, and public-facing government workers who can't even speak English or French.
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