Petronella Cybersecurity and Digital Forensics
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AI Growth & Automation, AI-powered compliance & cyber. CMMC, HIPAA, SOC 2. Forensics, expert witness, pen testing, risk assessments, crypto & SIM swap help.
Raleigh, NC
Joined March 2013
During a high-stakes https://t.co/ArI4IjagVV team meeting, an AI transcription bot suddenly interrupts the manager to ask if he meant 'pro-posal' or 'pro-p-sale.' The CEO's deadpan response—'We're not selling lemonade, folks'—sends the room into awkward laughter as everyone
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A remote worker presenting from a coffee shop accidentally flashes her fantasy football draft results to a major client during a screen share. Things get worse when her connection drops and reconnects, revealing her desktop wallpaper—a photo of her dog wearing sunglasses.
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During a critical international video call with their Tokyo partner, https://t.co/ArI4IjagVV's engineers watch in horror as their AI translator suddenly glitches and outputs complete nonsense: 'Synergy monkey business! Bottom-line banana!' The awkward silence breaks when the
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An overnight IT team installs a browser-backup extension to protect company data, but it accidentally uploads everyone's files—including a folder called 'Sensitive Humor_2025' filled with memes. The next morning, marketing discovers the shared stash and the IT lead's face goes
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Executives gather for a high-stakes VR boardroom meeting when one exec's avatar glitches and gets stuck looping through yoga poses. His live mic captures him mumbling about needing coffee, followed by an embarrassing cartoon fart sound effect as all the other professional avatars
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A CISO working late asks his smart speaker to record a meeting, but the AI mishears and starts uploading it to YouTube instead. He frantically tries to stop it, but the damage is done—his private work session just went public!
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During a high-stakes international video call between https://t.co/ArI4IjagVV engineers and their Tokyo partner, the AI translator suddenly glitches and spits out complete nonsense: 'Synergy monkey business! Bottom-line banana!' The room erupts in awkward laughter as the team
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A DevOps engineer celebrates a successful deploy with a quick selfie in the server room, but an AR filter glitch livestreams instead—auto-posting 'Deploying bombs in the rack 💥' to LinkedIn. Alarms blare, security rushes in, and one innocent selfie becomes a full-blown crisis.
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A CISO working late at night asks his smart speaker to record a meeting, but the AI assistant misunderstands and starts uploading it to YouTube instead. He frantically tries to stop it, lunging for the power cord as the speaker cheerfully announces the upload is complete.
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A remote employee is presenting a polished sales dashboard to a major client from a coffee shop when her personal browser tab suddenly flashes open, revealing fantasy football draft results. Before she can recover, the connection drops and reconnects—exposing her desktop
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At 3:47 AM, a junior analyst with his coffee catches a ransomware attack that a $2M security tool completely missed. He runs through the hallway to wake the senior engineer, stopping the attack just 47 seconds before encryption would have destroyed everything. Sometimes the best
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CMMC 2.0 Is Here: The Countdown Has Begun It’s official. Starting November 10, 2025, every defense contractor must meet CMMC 2.0 (Cybersecurity Maturity Model Certification) requirements to remain eligible for new and existing Department of Defense contracts. Full enforcement
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The CMMC 2.0 Final Rule Is Here — and the Clock Is Ticking It’s official: CMMC 2.0 (Cybersecurity Maturity Model Certification) has arrived. Starting November 10, 2025, defense contractors must comply to remain eligible for new and existing DoD contracts — with full
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📊 68% of Organizations: AI Will Transform Compliance by 2028 According to Moody's research, compliance is no longer a checkbox—it's a living, strategic function powered by AI. 🔥 Why AI-Powered Compliance is Exploding: ✅ Automated compliance monitoring & reporting ✅ Live
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The CMMC 2.0 Final Rule Is Here — and the Clock Is Ticking It’s official: CMMC 2.0 (Cybersecurity Maturity Model Certification) has arrived. Starting November 10, 2025, defense contractors must comply to remain eligible for new and existing DoD contracts — with full
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📊 68% of Organizations: AI Will Transform Compliance by 2028 According to Moody's research, compliance is no longer a checkbox—it's a living, strategic function powered by AI. 🔥 Why AI-Powered Compliance is Exploding: ✅ Automated compliance monitoring & reporting ✅ Live
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The CMMC 2.0 Final Rule Is Here — and the Clock Is Ticking It’s official: CMMC 2.0 (Cybersecurity Maturity Model Certification) has arrived. Starting November 10, 2025, defense contractors must comply to remain eligible for new and existing DoD contracts — with full
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📊 68% of Organizations: AI Will Transform Compliance by 2028 According to Moody's research, compliance is no longer a checkbox—it's a living, strategic function powered by AI. 🔥 Why AI-Powered Compliance is Exploding: ✅ Automated compliance monitoring & reporting ✅ Live
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📊 68% of Organizations: AI Will Transform Compliance by 2028 According to Moody's research, compliance is no longer a checkbox—it's a living, strategic function powered by AI. 🔥 Why AI-Powered Compliance is Exploding: ✅ Automated compliance monitoring & reporting ✅ Live
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🛡️ The AI Cybersecurity Arms Race: Defense vs. Attack AI is both the greatest threat AND the greatest defense in cybersecurity today. At the 2025 RSA Conference, one theme dominated: AI is reshaping cybersecurity at unprecedented speed. ⚔️ The Threat: • Breakout times now
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