Pete
@PeterHoare
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Screenwriter. Whatever.
New York, NY
Joined April 2009
Excited as hell to make this movie!!!
Jamie Eliezer Karas Tapped To Direct Coming-of-Age Skateboarding Drama 'Suburban Kings' From Writer Peter Hoare; Blink-182's Tom DeLonge Among Producers
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JD Vance is one of the most inherently hatable little turd men to have ever lived.
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Based on the internet today I’m beginning to think the only way to finally unify this country is for Johnny Knoxville to run for president in 2028.
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This is literally needed now more than ever. Save us, Party Boy.
A brand new “Jackass” movie will be released wide in theaters on June 26.
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Happy January 6th! As per tradition, remember to storm The Capital Grille on Long Island - the one near the Roosevelt Field Mall - before they stop seating at 10 PM.
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Kent and Ben are obvious D.C. lifers. I’d really kill for a show about these two now. 10/10 characters.
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In case you were wondering, the final two diner scenes in Swingers are still absolutely perfect.
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It’s still cool to fat shame animals, right? Every morning I greet my cat by saying “Come here, fat girl.” Then I give her a handful of treats that she eats out of my hand. Thanks to the woke mind virus that move’s no longer acceptable with humans.
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I love how Trump took victory laps on both Kimmel and Stern getting canceled. Both got new contracts. The tides are changing, goblin man.
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There’s one certainty in the movie business. If Edward Burns wrote a movie, at some point someone will say, “Pop, you want a cold one?”
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I'd like to fist fight whoever authorized closing a lane on the Long Island Expressway for street cleaning at 9 AM. This is Long Island. We're all pigs. A burger wrapper from Checkers, an old battery covered in sludge, part of a dead squirrel. I'll do fucking snow angels in it.
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Of course, yeah, what everybody’s been asking about.
Beginning today, at @POTUS' direction, records related to Amelia Earhart's final flight and disappearance 88 years ago will be declassified and shared with the American people. These records include reports, maps, and other documents tracing Earhart's final journey, her last
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Dick Cheney has died. For years he blocked the copyright for my innovative sex toy - the dick chainy. Now he rests, as does our longstanding legal feud.
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Not enough people are talking about how funny @chadpowershulu is. It’s HILARIOUS. Basically every word Glen Powell says makes me laugh out loud.
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I wrote this movie. It starts shooting on MONDAY. Excited as hell.
Female Buddy Comedy 'What Now' to Film in L.A. with Eliza Coupe, Rhys Darby Joining Cast (Exclusive)
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Anyone who believes this is a blithering idiot.
“When the Oregon governor was saying we don't need trump here, it is a very tight shot and she says Portland is just fine” Trump: She was saying that and there were explosions in the background.
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Coffee from a Long Island deli served to you by some dude in a stained Jets t-shirt who drops three F bombs while he makes it is often the best coffee on the planet.
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I believe 0.0% of this little fairytale. He’s like the weird old guy at the end of the neighborhood bar who tells all the locals stories they know are absolute bullshit. Oh, you used to play football with Deon Sanders when you were a kid? Sure, Carl. Have another High Life.
Trump: "Please remember I wrote Osama bin Laden exactly one year ago, one year before he blew up the World Trade Center. And I said, 'You gotta watch Osama bin Laden!' ... I gotta take a little credit."
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