Sick of your government? Want one that's free of waste? One that suits your lifestyle and personality? Shop around from the literally thousands available! #government #efficiency #doge https://t.co/c4lZ7Vh3qC

Pretty bold move, calling itself ALLspice. Personally, I would have gone with Somespice.

I'm thinking that my criminal nickname will be "Fat Slice."

I doubt I will ever become an enforcer for a brutal criminal organization. But, if it happens, I already know my signature threat: Break into the victim's house with a 18" serrated knife. Then cut ALL their bread into slices that are 15% wider than the slots in their toaster.

My best guess is that this was the original song: https://t.co/EiZLqSUVqz Anyone else have any theories?

Mind blown - I just realized that the song Monster Mash is NOT the song that the monsters were dancing to. Monster Mash is a song about some other song that the monsters partied to. What was the original song? WHAT WAS THE ORIGINAL SONG? https://t.co/51ViYxwo5F #monster #mash

Because of our civilization's obsession with sans-serif fonts, it is nearly impossible to distinguish content generated by AI from content generated by people named Al.

I'm thinking this might be a good idea. A tournament to see who is the best monster (or monstrous entity) Thoughts on these matchups?

Godzilla vs. Satan - who would win? If this battle occurred in an urban area, what would the collateral damage be like? (Don't worry - this question is completely hypothetical. It is extremely unlikely that this fight would ever happen)

Horses that can do math, gorillas that use sign language, chimpanzees raised as humans: No animals have ever used their communication skills to ask a question. Except for Alex the Parrot. Why can't I be like Alex? https://t.co/pqDHmutOYm

If you haven't already hear it, I highly recommend checking out CreepCast's fantastic reading of several Glenmont stories. Not only do we get TWO stories but some, uh ... interesting, tangents too! https://t.co/NgmuKdYWTk #creepy #story #nosleep

1) Steal a car 2) Ride it to the black edge of the board 3) ... 4) Profit https://t.co/za2iGsQWO8 #ShortStory #Chess #Surreal #nosleep

Now that GPT-4o is out, I think I should point out where this is all headed: https://t.co/QAoPUNVCEv #LLM #Sexbot #AIgirlfriend #butlerianJihad #GPT4o #OpenAI #SamAltman

I am the second-from-the-top Google result for the search term "Dumpy Diddle." I have peaked. #winning #llm #meme #dumpydiddle #peaked

Issue #3 of The New Kind of Monster newsletter is out! https://t.co/kMbpBDOSX4 #scifi #horror #fiction #monsters #nosleep #creepy

Test Subject S-47 had an adverse reaction to an experimental mind-enhancing drug called #Mentanovox. What happened to S-47? Here is what he experienced during his perceived eight-million-years under the bench at the #Glenmont metro: https://t.co/Q8grm2bze4 #nosleep #horror

Nobody panic! But Daniel's leg is now 17.95 meters long. https://t.co/uOrq5Fyn9h

My skill that is so uniquely human, no AI will ever replicate it? Misspelling words so badly that the spell checker can't even guess what word I was trying to write. #AI #LLM #Human #Skill

Heads up, data visualization crowd! A new kind of Y-axis just dropped... #data #visualization #graph #chart

Hey people of #Sweden! How come so many of your are visiting my website this week? I definitely appreciate the attention. But I'd sure love to know why A New Kind of Monster is suddenly the popular thing to click on... https://t.co/blqSqWryvY