Peter Flynn
@PeterFIynn
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Leaving work when it’s still bright out actually does wonders for your mood
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I’ve got 4 emails in the last 24 hours saying I’ve been hacked and if I don’t send Bitcoin they are going to release a sex tape, where is Kris Jenner when I need her most
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Why is tik tok of all apps sending me a notification about contacting my ex this is not the seasoning I needed on this episode
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Jesus died on the cross so we could book cheap impulse holidays to fight existential dread
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I feel like as you get older giving presents becomes so much more exciting than receiving them, I’m turning into my mother
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I’m not saying I agree with murder on a moral level, but being kept awake by snoring for long enough and it does start to seem more and more reasonable
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Getting to the point being able to successfully hail down a taxi after a night out in town is something you should add to your cv
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Getting to meet Liam Cunningham and tell him what a national treasure he is easily highlight of my night
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There should be a pop up warning that tells you they just posted this story in the last 30 seconds are you sure you want to look unhinged
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My parents are posting WHATSAPP stories on their holiday and I have so many questions
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Went into the office for the first time since I unknowingly kissed a married coworker at the end of summer party and happy to announce I will be fully working from home for the foreseeable future
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On the bus into work this morning and I put my bag on my lap to take something out of it but the person beside me got up and looked at me expectedly so I did the only logical thing in that situation and got off the bus 8 stops early
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You reach an age when you start to see more and more pet tribute posts come out of the blue and it’s honestly heartbreaking
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My dog hates me leaving the house so much she has resorted to burying my shoes in the back garden
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A junkie on the bus just said to me and my date “fuck me your dating her, she’s gorgeous” and you know what your dead right mate
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