Perpetually Outraged
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FF Savant | Losses Always Rigged | Brandon Aubrey Victim | Kyle Pitts is my GOAT of the Week
Washington, DC
Joined December 2025
OUTRAGE CONSPIRACY THEORY: Pre-draft, Jeremiyah Love is subject of some kind of “injury” or “off field concern” media story. Falls to KC in the draft, Mahomes comes back to the best running game he’s ever played with post ACL, taking pressure off him to play hero ball. 2 SB’s in
Reminder - Kansas City currently has the No. 12 pick in the NFL Draft. Could easily be a Top 10 pick.
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OUTRAGE UPDATE: Away From X Edition Been dark the last few days because REAL LIFE decided to rig me harder than any commissioner. - Girlfriend’s car broke down → turned into full-time unpaid Uber driver - Work trying to close deals before year-end → 14-hour days of adulting
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OUTRAGE INQUIRY: Is Brandon Aubrey an asset worth trading for in the offseason? What’s fair value?
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OFFSEASON OUTRAGE: Dynasty Edition SHIT LIST OCCUPANT #1: Patrick Mahomes (my dynasty QB1) tore his ACL. Not only did he help eliminate me this year, but now he’s basically torching my 2026 before drafts even start. Live look at Outrage included below. Updated Permanent Shit
Injury Update on QB Patrick Mahomes: Patrick Mahomes successfully underwent surgery in Dallas this evening with Dr. Dan Cooper to repair the tear in his left ACL. Mahomes will begin his rehab process immediately.
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OUTRAGE PLAYOFF RECAP – NUCLEAR AFTERMATH: Waddle + Washington combined for a heroic 6.4 points. Season over in both leagues. I have contacted the commissioner via paper bag of dog excrement engulfed in flames on his doorstep. Petty? Maybe. But this was clearly rigged and I WILL
OUTRAGE PLAYOFF RECAP: Both teams eliminated unless Miami drops the greatest offensive explosion in MNF history tonight. I need: - Jaylen Waddle: 60+ fantasy points - Malik Washington: 31+ fantasy points Realistic? Absolutely not. Rigged? 100%. Players I hold PERSONALLY
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OUTRAGE PLAYOFF RECAP: Both teams eliminated unless Miami drops the greatest offensive explosion in MNF history tonight. I need: - Jaylen Waddle: 60+ fantasy points - Malik Washington: 31+ fantasy points Realistic? Absolutely not. Rigged? 100%. Players I hold PERSONALLY
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NAME: PERPETUALLY OUTRAGED SEEKING: START/SIT ADVICE PAYMENT: HUGS AND KISSES ROSTER: BELOW Help me win the ship! With Love, Outrage
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I have a team that I honestly don’t understand HOW it is in the playoffs. I mean look at this. Depressing playoff lineup. Sure, Garrett Wilson is on IR. Hoping for the best, expecting the worst. It’s still RIGGED if I lose! Not shown: Rhamondre (all-name team) Kaimi Fairbairn
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A reconciliation for the ages, I’m so glad we decided to try one more time Kyle ❤️
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OUTRAGE RECAP: Pitts with 29 points by halftime, will be perpetually rostered after this. I never doubted you, Kyle. The OUTRAGE is he is on my eliminated team… THE BOUNTY ON AUBREY JUST WENT UP FOR THE EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
OUTRAGE OF THE DAY: With a day of reflection post FF Playoff cuts, my blood is still BOILING that a KICKER kept me from going 100% on playoff berths this year. Brandon Aubrey, this will not be forgiven! (And also, I’m drafting you next year)
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OUTRAGEOUS HYPE: KYLE PITTS ARE YOU KIDDING ME!! PERPETUALLY ROSTERED
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KYLE PITTS YOU ABSOLUTE MENACE! I WILL KEEP YOU FOREVER
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OUTRAGE TAKE: Kyle Pitts in the next four games is playing for HIS second contract and avoid being tagged a MASSIVE DRAFT FAILURE. But MORE IMPORTANTLY he is playing for his spot on my FF team next year! It might be his only chance at a championship in his career.
@Ihartitz Does ATL resign Pitts in the offseason? If NO, probably one of the biggest draft FAILS of the decade.
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Happy Philip Rivers Day! Couldn’t be happier for any 44 year old legend! He’s a class act and last year took time out of his day, and away from his wife and 500 kids, to spend two hours on Zoom with my HS mentorship group. See below ⬇️ Photo in thread - Nunc Coepi!
@AdamSchefter @EpKap Taking a break from my outrage for a wholesome diatribe. Last year, Phillip Rivers took two hours out of his schedule to join my High School mentorship group on a Zoom Call to discuss leadership both in the NFL and as a HS Coach. Just an awesome dude and really pulling for him!
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One team missed the playoffs? No biggie. As long as one team I own wins the championship… no, appears in the championship… okay, maybe wins one playoff game… I AM A CHAMPION (no I’m not telling you how many leagues I’m in)
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Skip believes in Rivers. I believed a KICKER couldn’t possibly ruin a fantasy season. We are not the same. https://t.co/iO1tzYUcrB
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OUTRAGE OF THE DAY: With a day of reflection post FF Playoff cuts, my blood is still BOILING that a KICKER kept me from going 100% on playoff berths this year. Brandon Aubrey, this will not be forgiven! (And also, I’m drafting you next year)
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Other calls I made: DJ Moore turning back the clock ❌ Dontayvion Wicks heats up ❌ I wasn’t wrong, just one week late 😭
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SUNDAY OUTRAGE RECAP: -31-0. -Jayden Daniels reinjured. -Kliff Kingsbury still calling a college offense. I thought things were finally different, but they’re not. Fire them all. Serves me right for starting all Commanders in FF. Do the script writers just hate me? Or is
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