What would you need to see happen for you to fade the 4 year cycle and jump in head first during Q126?

Tis the season to bot Spotify right before Xmas eve All the gamblers on the naughty list got shaken out at the pico bottom before a 4X

Every other asset class is rallying to hilarious prices - and crypto is not

Without massive cyclical drawdowns to bid, this industry will become uninvestible 97% of tokens are worthless and the other 3% is overvalued

Highly respected fund manager Retire Become doomer bitch Spend a decade building a thesis about the rise of China right as 1) Growth model stalls 2) Demographic collapse looms 3) Real estate (30% of gdp) in unstoppable tail spin 4) XI (worst leader since Mao) ruler for life

This guy convinced thousands of sensitive terminally-online young men that they should invest in a Solana meme as if it were a 401-k

Should we close out our shorts here or just let the ADL do it for us?

I’ve heard the army gets lobster and steak meal before shit gets real They call it “Surf and Turf” Happened earlier this year before bombing Iran The Gi Joe stimmy could serve a similar role before the US sends Venezuela back into the Stone Age

If you are still holding $ETH, this may be your final chance to sell into strength

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Everyday I log on to x .com and I am astounded by the levels of bullishness on the TL at (what I believe to be) the early stages of the bear Then I remember that all the bears sold, logged off and were happily ever after You don’t post on X about prices if you believe it’s over

People with short positions “The people of Venezuela have suffered for too long under the tyranny of Maduro”

The kids debating meme is from 2011 btw. So if they are ~ 10 years old in the pic, they are the same age or possibly older than the trench kols

What it feels like to watch a threadguy stream as a millennial

Markets are reacting positively to the uptick in unemployment in NFP Not the crypto markets, of course, those immediately sold the news Just the real markets

You think MSTR’S mnav collapse is a product of market forces? Think again Michael Saylor has destroyed his radiant aura by relentlessly posting AI slop to twitter .com That’s why $mstr mnav is in the gutter

Why is BTMN still buying $ETH with 0.73 MNAV? Tom Lee looked very dejected on MSNBC today ETH’s resilience is entirely based on his insistence on being exit liqu Wouldn’t be surprised if he stop biding for the rest of the year, despite the fact he still has 1 yard of cash