The Pirates take a big 6-2 dub today. Demo derby next door could not block out the crack of our bats. On a warmer night, a stronger Chas would have had a bomb🔥🔥 6 errors on the freshly aerated field… none from Caleb Aanenson in left who made an infinite amount of stellar plays.

Your mom’s favorite players took down DC tonight. The fairgrounds saw lots of action from a couple fellas😎 Esmeralda approves…. Auggie and Shumansky went deep to cap off an 8-4 win. We will be back in action tomorrow night against Henning in Henning at 7:30. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

🚨‼️Pirates Fans‼️🚨. It’s Gameday😈😈 General Groth and Esmeralda have been aura farming all day… straight heat from them has brought smoke to the area. Groth and his team take on DC in Perham at 7:30. The Jolly Roger will be raised after victory🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️#WeAreTheCaptainNow

Our game was suspended tonight during the 4th inning. Your mom’s favorite players were up 8-0 before the rain came. You better believe it didn’t rain on our parade though and we still enjoyed our glorious country following the Tilly. More to come July 16. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

A love letter to America, from The Pirates. As a young buck, the 4th of July was always my favorite time of the year. Wiffle ball, countless cold pops, fireworks, and love for one’s country. This country is beautiful and I think you should enjoy it with us tonight @ 7 in Perham.

Your mom’s fellas split with Bluffton today. PO, Chas “Chas Melvin” Melvin walks off the second game with an absolute moonshot. 4 hits in the game but 2 were bombs to take the game 2-1😈 Shumanski pimped the other🚀. Start resting up to get rowdy on the 4th. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Your Perham Pirates take on the Braves of Bluffton today. It’s a lil two game slate coming to you at 1. The fellas should be rested up and ready to get after it. The line on trains passing the field during play is 4.5. We know a guy that can place your bet;).#WeAreTheCaptainNow.

The fellas lost a tough one tonight after Benny Boi Shumanski had a beauty of a play made against him. Fun atmosphere in the confines. We will get em in 2 weeks. General Groth looked stellar in the cream pants… If you haven’t seen them yet, you gotta. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Yo Ho happy fri-yay. It’s especially happy when your Perham Pirates get to play god’s glorious game of baseball @ 7:30 in Deer Creek🙏🏻🙌 . General Groth is especially looking forward to after the game with hopes of finding love in the confines of the Creek. #WeAreTheCaptainNow

No game today. Disregard last tweet… minus General Groth aspect. Have a great weekend.

Pirates lost a heartbreaker in the 9th last night. Beautiful thing about baseball is that you can bounce back so soon. The fellas will bounce back against Dent today in Ptown @ 1. As always, I’ll reiterate that hottie General Groth handles heat so well. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Absolutely huge Tilly tonight against Mills tonight in Mills. Weekend is looking like straight heat… and that’s mostly due to our hot guy that spends most of his time near 3rd base. Hope to see you guys at the ballpark. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Your fellas capture the weekend sweep. A 9-1 dub over Clarissa caps a solid weekend. An Auggie bomb highlighted an impressive performance from your mom’s favorite players. Many applause came from the passing Amish. This game is beautiful. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

The Pirates are back again under the lights tonight😤 we travel to Clarissa @ 7:30 to battle. This team is full of warriors and they show up to play every game. General Groth knows how to get the best out of every player and it’s a special thing to see. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

X has labeled our General as sensitive content. We aren’t sure why. Could be due to the fact that he knows how to handle himself in the 3rd base coaching box. Pirates win 19-9. Blaiz 5-5. Good showing from the rest of the fellas as well😤.#WeAreTheCaptainNow

The man always knows his presence helps this team play better. You gotta applaud his effort to be there for his team.

Happy Friday. We have a huge Big Daw managerial game coming tonight @ 8. General is off saving the world and Big Daw stepped up on the home front. Looks for cannons to be firing early as Daw has the Pirates YFIR at +120. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Big Pirates dub today! @BenShumansky stays hot with 2 bombs. The later of which was a monster that left mouths wide open. General Groth weathered the storm from Friday and led the team to 9 solid innings. If you need a pick me up this week… rewatch his edit. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

Your Perham Pirates take on the Nimrod Gnats today at 1:30. A little Sunday afternoon baseball will always cure any damage done Saturday night. We hope you had sweet dreams and you make it to the ballpark today. A big rebound is incoming😈. #WeAreTheCaptainNow.

We didn’t win tonight, but here is a General Groth highlight reel. He really showed up tonight and it’s obvious that he will right the ship after this tough loss. #WeAreTheCaptainNow