🎙️Just in:🎙️ Bavid Attemborrow’s new adventure into the fascinating depths of Twitter’s unexplored cesspool has been released. In this episode, he reveals how the trumpeteerus schizophrenicus specimens reacts to a damaged ukrainian building being repaired.

⚡️Breaking:⚡️New unreleased footage emerged of a russian interview calmly explaining the situation for foreign viewers during the drone strikes. However, the real culprits behind the ukrainian strikes have been revealed.

@america_on_sol Oh, enjoy my community note too

@america_on_sol Fixed it

https://t.co/iKArF1nNPG

⚡️Update⚡️Prigozhin has landed near St. Petersburg for a neatly packed meeting with his comrades.

⚡️Breaking⚡️ Medvedev’s last functional braincell after my community note. I feel flattered that he made a post specifically about the note. But this will prompt a special operation to denazify my banderovite account. High dosage of vodka in Medvedev’s blood is imminent. Blyat.

⚡️Update⚡️Putin in a new speech: “Peace and prosperity has been achieved. Mr. Prigozhin is no longer a filthy backstabber traitor of our nation. He is now a hero and should be treated as such. Regarding the losses caused by Wagner, as in 7 aircrafts and 15 pilots, tuff luck lolz”

⚡️Breaking:⚡️In an attempt to garner new allies in the fight against the russian MoD, PMC Wagner CEO Prigozhin has went on a live call with Budanov. Shockingly, Budanov has rejected the offer, launching instead the new “Vovabiowaffen” to demobilize him

⚡️Just in:⚡️Shocking new footage has emerged from PMC Wagner’s CEO Yevgeny Viktorovich Prigozhin criticizing Russia’s state of affairs in regards with severe shortages. Graphic footage. Viewer discretion advised.

Today is the day

⚡️Update⚡️In one of today’s speeches regarding this rally, president Drump expresses his feelings regarding the “very very tremendous rally” and this documentary #notowar #rageagainstthewarmachine #NotoNATO

⚡️Just in⚡️Huge turnout at the #notowar #rageagainstthewarmachine #rageagainstthewar rally held in Washington DC. Thousands of pacifists, anti-imperialists and anti-extremists gathered together to promote peace and neutrality. No russian supporters were ever present here ☮️🕊️

⚡️[insert text]⚡️Analyst Seymour Hershy shared new photos of Bidem’s assets connected to the scandal. One peculiar photo shows him petting a shiba inu dog. Hershy: “these goddamn braindead dogs are everywhere, like they are kinda organised or something”.

⚡️Update⚡️Donald Trump has responded to this incident on Moe Rogan Show: “very very sad” he claimed.

⚡️Just in⚡️: an explosive voicemail sent from Joe Biden to Volodomyr Zelensky has been intercepted by special operatives, revealing troubling US expenditure on “dog faces”. This issue will be addressed at the White House tommorow.

⚡️Just in⚡️: Ministry of Special Muscovites will release this october a documentary based on the deeds of heroic russians against the banderites called “𝘉𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘶𝘭𝘢”.

⚡️Just in:⚡️it’s #HIMARS o’clock

⚡️Just in:⚡️(actually a bit old but gold)

⚡️Breaking:⚡️bridges