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Simon Kew

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Pensions regulation/market engagement/Mental Health. Chat to media/speak publicly/advise gvt policy. Once sang. Occasionally golf. @pensionssimon.bsky.social

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Joined October 2010
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@PensionsSimon
Simon Kew
12 days
This was Friday. No golf today, as expected. Hey ho... #golf #snow #SnowDay
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Simon Kew
22 days
Listening to @Mike_Batt 's Christmas Playlist...we now have a Christmas Thingy! #Christmas #Music
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Simon Kew
30 days
Oh, go on then.... #Dublin #Guinness
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Simon Kew
1 month
If I see some twins at the end of this corridor, I'm immediately checking out 😯 #TheShining #Hotel #Creepy
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Simon Kew
1 month
Absolutely vile.
@nicolelampert
Nicole Lampert
1 month
Normally ignore these c@nts. But I want you to see the evil of these people.
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Simon Kew
1 month
The public transport system in #Copenhagen is excellent, so I thought I'd capture my journey back to the airport via the M3 Metro service. What better way to do so than via a #DreadfulTravelPhoto....
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@otteritarian
Otter Braun
1 month
Goob mornings, could do with anotter hours sleep mornings.
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Simon Kew
1 month
It has been a good while since I posted my last #DreadfulTravelPhoto so, in the festive spirit, here's one from the beautifully decorated #Chinatown near Leicester Square in #London
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Simon Kew
1 month
Honoured to be asked back to judge the UK Pensions Awards in 2026. *Entries are now open* If you or your team have a compelling story to tell, share it with the industry via your entry: https://t.co/PohF3W556B #UKPA #Pensions #Judge
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Simon Kew
1 month
My goodness, this #WorldCup2026 #FIFAWorldCup draw event is an absolute sh*tshow.
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Simon Kew
1 month
I really feel for #BurnleyFC supporters because this is *exactly* what you get with that vain, deluded, chancer as manager. He won't accept responsibility for anything other than a win.
@SkySportsNews
Sky Sports News
1 month
🗣️"We're fighters but it may not be enough" Burnley boss Scott Parker reacts after his side were beaten for the fifth straight game.
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Simon Kew
1 month
I have never watched any of the Home Alone films. #ChristmasConfession #HomeAlone What's *your* Christmas Confession?
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@thebowlerhatman
Mr Benn
2 months
Would you like an early Christmas present? Would you like these pin badges? All you have to do is RT this tweet & I will select a winner one week from today. Good Luck.
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@garyplayer
GARY PLAYER
2 months
Golf isn’t played on perfect grass every time. Bad bounces are part of the game and the great players accept that. When you find yourself on a tough, elevated lie surrounded by dirt, rocks, or sticks, don’t try to be a hero. The goal is simple, give yourself a chance to save par.
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Simon Kew
2 months
Could be any of them 🤷🏼‍♂️ #golf
@PGA
PGA of America
2 months
65 yards to the pin. What club?
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@PensionsSimon
Simon Kew
2 months
"Celebrity" #Masterchef Who the hell are these people?!?! Well done BBC. Knocking it outta the park this year... 🤦🏼‍♂️
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@otteritarian
Otter Braun
2 months
Goob mornings, Fried Feesh Friday mornings. Feed me.
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@otteritarian
Otter Braun
2 months
Goob mornings, woke up itchy mornings.
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@otteritarian
Otter Braun
2 months
Goob mornings, wake up. It's Fried Feesh Friday!
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@ProfPensions
ProfessionalPensions
2 months
Box Clever members transfer to ITV Pension Scheme as long-running case concludes https://t.co/3leWSBqyZ5
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professionalpensions.com
TPR has now ceased its regulatory action against ITV and associated entities
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