Yeah, we still here, just somewhat hibernating, watching how that bluebird thing with new owner plays out

“You can’t talk about fucking in America. People say you’re dirty. But if you want to talk about killing someone, that’s cool.” ~ Richard Pryor

Wow, we had lost almost hope to get our account back respective been preparing to have some humorless person @TwitterSupport tell us the suspension will not be overturned. We been wrong and we are glad to get some humor here and now back online!

“I remember he said, “if you had a dick you’d be dangerous." It’s the kind of comment that sticks with a woman”

It is like a firstborn son: you spend your life working for him, sacrificing everything for him, and at the moment of truth he does just as he pleases. ― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera

“Oh my God. Why did he only have a semi?! Do I not merit a full erection?” ~ Chloe Seager - Dating Disasters of Emma Nash

“It's a penis," Margo said, "in the same sense that Rhode Island is a state: it may have an illustrious history, but it sure isn't big.” ~ John Green @funroflmaoshit @OMG_Roflmao

It is like a firstborn son: you spend your life working for him, sacrificing everything for him, and at the moment of truth he does just as he pleases. ~ Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez, Love in the Time of Cholera -

Inspirational quote of the day - apply it for the weekend! Don't be a Dick!! "P.E.N.I.S.(People Encouraging Niceness in Society) : It's not hard unless you make it that way." )

Everyday a good deed! P.E.N.I.S.! (People Encouraging Niceness in Society) - It's not hard unless you make it that way!

P.E.N.I.S. Foundation (People Encouraging Niceness in Society) "P.E.N.I.S.: It's not hard unless you make it that way."