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Payton Talbott

@PaytonTalbott

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Born to shit, forced to wipe

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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
17 days
🤷🏽‍♂️ these hands are bisexual
@Jimbo_J_
Jimbo J
17 days
I speak for EVERYONE when I say this is THE fight to make in the UFC's Bantamweight division! 🔥🔥🔥 A historic matchup like this would be perfect on the McGregor-Chandler undercard and would NOT disappoint! ♀️♂️
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@PaytonTalbott
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Max is indeed the daddest man on the planet #UFC300
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 months
twas a joke 😅 they love shock value guys
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UFC News
6 months
"I hope the rest of the bantamweight division is saying that they're scared of me." Payton Talbott ( @PaytonTalbott ) is ready to make waves in the division as he readies for his promotional debut this weekend 🔊🆙 [ #UFCVegas82 | 11amPT / 2pmET]
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
2 months
love marketplace
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
8 years
tonight Tim harris beat @suicideLEOPARD in a thumb war
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
shout out to the people who understand you're busy and don't sweat you for it
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
Looks like they found out about my CoD K/D
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
blockbuster and cockthruster
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 months
thaaats better
@UFCNews
UFC News
6 months
"I hope I fill the canvas with what is the new era of MMA." Payton Talbott ( @PaytonTalbott ) is set to make his UFC debut at the APEX this weekend following his standout performance on DWCS‼️ [ #UFCVegas82 | 11amPT / 2pmET] More on Talbott ⤵️:
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
love doesn't just go away
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
yep it’s confirmed... this was during my fight😂😂😂
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
perks of having an artsy sister
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
if i could wish for anything i would wish for vine to be back
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
1 month
@SteveErcegFan quality content
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
here’s my most recent fight if anyone wants to watch
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
5 years
5 stages of grief
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
this is what happens when you separate yourself from people who can't eat their cereal without milk... you FLOURISH
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
you are awful
@taysux
miller white
7 years
its that time of year again when stores sell these bottom of the barrel, flavorless piece of shit things they have the nerve to call cookies
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
you must me scared of the dark or something because the lights are always left on
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Connor McPhail
6 years
I think there's a monster in my dishwasher. I've never seen it but my roommates must be terrified by it because they never open the dishwasher. @Tyler_Hammers03 @ryhammers @PaytonTalbott @Mattyb2017
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
jellyfish jam
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
Donald is really having a dick measuring contest with kim
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
6 years
North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger & more powerful one than his, and my Button works!
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
To whoever went into my room and took my 12 pack of loft house cookies: i will find you and pluck out all your hair in your sleep
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
20 days
@mobilenerd29 hes a grower
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
5 years
my fatass thought these were carpets
@bokehm0n
Johannes Hulsch
5 years
Colorful Netherlands.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
Happy Birthday Matt. i miss sweating with you
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
issa blender
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
today i got offered to be on the TV show called fear factor
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
happy 18th womb buddies #chrisseed
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
girls and their arbonne. boys and their cutco knives.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
me irl.... me in animation
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@MaxMcReynolds
Maxfrom519
4 years
me irl vs. me in animation (max goof)
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
this nice weather has got everyone in a good mood
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
why does it always come down to missing the good old days
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
that’s my boy!!!!
@USAWrestling
USA Wrestling
6 years
He'll wrestle for Junior World Greco gold tomorrow! @the_andy_b
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
today i got punched so hard in the mouth that i no longer have a gap in my teeth
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
i didn't even know half these places were a thing
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
1 year
these people find the most zesty pictures of me😭
@mmawizzard
Shawn Bitter
1 year
Payton Talbott (5-0) will fight Junior Cortez Jr (7-2). August 8th on the contender series. Talbott is the current A1 bantamweight champion and is undefeated as a pro and amateur. Cortez is getting his second shot on the CS after coming up short to Christian Rodriguez in 2021.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
why is acting indifferent about everything the the new wave
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
if a white woman were to say this about a black woman you would loose your shit😂
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
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@ivyClark_ @ufc wtf are those nipples doing out😂
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
the concept of the bachelor is so ridiculous
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
Ian Timmons is a hero
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
is there ever anything to do nowadays
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
girls got moves
@thechrisfrench
Chris French
7 years
"So you think you can just skate through life, huh?" Me:
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
you guys are really going ro compare Toby to these scrubs
@XansDomain
🅧🅐🅝 ☥👹🌑🦇
6 years
who’s the best Spider-Man actor Tom Holland , Andrew Garfield , Toby Maguire 🕷🕸
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
coexist muhfuckas
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@PaytonTalbott
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4 years
I stan
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
"my pussy smells like wiener. i was taken advantage of"-Matt Barnard
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Payton Talbott
7 years
Huck. Famlet.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
9 years
when bae says she won't let you smash http://t.co/76TWNNmEUq
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
and why are they called hamburgers if they aren't made out of ham
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
the land of the free everyone
@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
7 years
The NFL has all sorts of rules and regulations. The only way out for them is to set a rule that you can't kneel during our National Anthem!
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
those were the days
@CoachAhmadPSU
Khalil Ahmad
6 years
Remember the inside of helmets looked like this.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
8 years
the best part of my week is when sellers says, "two milks"✌🏼
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
"let's go on a run and listen to nickleback" -Greg Talbott
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
9 years
random pictures with random people http://t.co/jz7zEPitCJ
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
3 years
a progression:
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
9 years
*hits blunt* what if Pinocchio said "my nose will grow" http://t.co/pYW41KF0e4
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
5 years
all that work for my opponent to back out last minute 🤷🏽‍♂️
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
more like chance the poet
@chancetherapper
Chance The Rapper
7 years
The song I did with @DanielCaesar has a title now. It's called #FirstWorldProblems
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
Whoever came up with the spelling for the word “Colonel”... I just want to talk
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
i've got my money on Mayweather. but if McGregor doesn't knock him out im going to be pissed
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
3 years
After the dentist tried to absolutely obliterate my gums today, not a single drop of blood was spilled for the first time in 22 years. She lost today. She knows it.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
4 years
@climaxximus i see y’all do not know the vibes. the weight is impeccable
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@PaytonTalbott
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6 years
@ryhammers i think you are listening to too much of that rap music
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
@ryhammers it's me
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
PLEASE MAKE A BIN FOR MR. CHUBB
@reno_leadership
Reno High Leadership
7 years
Bring in money for the teachers you want to get slimed. ALL PROCEEDS GO TO MOMS ON THE RUN!
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Payton Talbott
7 years
great movie
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5 years
Reno High wrestling room
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
the man. the myth. the legend.
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
inner me scolding me for getting my hopes up about something
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7 years
this is a masterpiece
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9 years
straight outta compton exceeded expectations
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@roastedrants
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Quote this with a random video of you.
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@shatteredjaw those that sully the holyland will be punished
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Payton Talbott
8 years
tonight my arm caught on fire and stop drop and roll did not help at all
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
6 years
Elon Musk is our savior
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
Who wants to sing while I play guitar at the senior assembly
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Payton Talbott
7 years
Why don't these schools allow wrestling to grow as a sport. It's the most natural one out there.
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Payton Talbott
7 years
if you don't pick super smash transfer schools
@reno_leadership
Reno High Leadership
7 years
For a Winterfest video game tournament which game would you rather play?
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
8 years
the ACT science test was in a different language
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
7 years
people really out there thinkin the world is flat
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Payton Talbott
6 years
the accuracy
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
8 years
don't judge a mango by its color
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@PaytonTalbott
Payton Talbott
9 years
whe she says you're like a brother to her http://t.co/ZvfVTX0mQ0
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