never thought I'd be an "exclusive", but here we are. the fine folks over at @usweekly wanted to talk about my Seinfeld take from earlier in the week on @WFAN660. absurdly incredible. absurdly awesome. just absurd. (I'm still right, tho) .

this is what normal humans call. cable. all the channels YOU want, without changing a setting. it's a bizarre concept, I know.

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It's a Monday morning. You know what that means! A new episode of "Me Here, You There" with Steve Somers is now live!. This isn't a happy schmooze as the Mets//Yankees hit a regular season rock bottom and thoughts on Seinfeld!. @stevesomerswfan/@WFAN660.

Tommy Fleetwood. Nice lad. Probably set for life financially. But he can't perform in the big moment. Like ever. Guy had the tournament in his grasp & folded like a cheap suit. BRUTAL!!

Tough to have worse weekends for the Mets & Yankees. Mets swept out of Milwaukee & Yankees get spanked by their daddy in the Bronx. I'm still confident that both teams make the postseason, but I typically don't over-react. Majority of fans are the opposite. Morale is low. #LGM.

Sean Manaea is a shittier version of Carlos Rodon. He is a serviceable, middle of the rotation guy. Nothing more. Nothing less. This game is mainly on him today. 4 innings is just inexcusable stuff, no matter the result. #LGM.

Doesn't matter if you have every top reliever in baseball if your starters are going 4-5 innings every game. The Mets starters have been awful. The Mets offense has been awful. The Mets have been awful. Doesn't mean they aren't making the postseason. But a ROUGH stretch. #LGM.

NEWS:. Roger Clemens just told Suzyn Waldman & Dave Sims on Yankees radio that Mariano Rivera suffered an Achilles injury during the Old Timers Game today. Roger reports he is getting it checked out now at a medical facility. #RepBX #OldTimersDay.

Woof. Mets just in a tailspin right now. Offense just totally non-existent. Soto. Pete. Lindor. EVERYONE. They deserve nothing. Fans deserve money back from the millionaires who play a game for a living (and not well right now). Rough. Plenty of time tho!! . #LGM.

Yankees fans are now off the bandwagon again. I wonder who Yankees fans blame more. Boone - The Manager who makes the decisions.Williams - The Player who actually, you know, plays.Cashman - The GM who got the player for the Manager. lotta tears in Yankees land on a Friday night.

The breakdown of the life & times of Eugenius Harvey Outerbridge might be one of the most incredible segments in the history of WFAN. And that's coming from a guy who spent 5 minutes talking about a pod of orcas & constantly breaks down the Westminster Dog Show. @WFAN660.

I performed much better than expected on @EvanRobertsWFAN's, "New Team, Who Dis" versus @ShaunMorash. Doing the grunt work on a Friday with @Conor_Green51 on @WFAN660.

RT @PaulsRandomness: Athletes could care less if fans cheer or boo them. They want two things:.to make as much money as possible.to stay he….

Yankees fans are back on the postseason bandwagon!!. Bednar regains the trust of Yankees fans worldwide!.Goldy can keep his spot on the team!.Boone coming in hot!. The pinstripes are back in the postseason picture with this win! big moment for their fanbase! proud!. #RepBX.

**Yankees fans now DON'T want Goldschmidt off the team**. fandom at its finest. what have you done for me lately!. Goldy with a net for another few days after the homer.

it's going to be really funny when the Mets get no hit today. then fans call for coaches to be fired, for players to be sent down, that juan soto is over-rated. then in october, all come crawling back to Soto & the team to get back on the bandwagon. can't wait. #LGM

Athletes could care less if fans cheer or boo them. They want two things:.to make as much money as possible.to stay healthy. Fans care MUCH more about winning Championships. players get paid no matter what. we (fans) are stuck with the bill & emotion.

Yankees fans forget that Aaron Judge was booed mercilessly in the postseason last year because he forgets how to perform in October. Booing is a 1st amendment right. I promise, it doesn't matter one bit to the player it's happening to. That said, the Mets suck right now. #LGM.

A lot of Yankees & Mets fans are going to look real stupid when both are playing postseason baseball & they have to admit they overreacted in July-August. Yes, we all over-react because we want to put out “content”. But be ready for the turnaround. #LGM.

they dont call me the glue for nothing.

Def just had another earthquake in NYC area. Felt a little ground movement in lower Manhattan. Confirmation needed @USGS_Quakes