Pauli the Cat
@PauliTheCat
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1st feline member and official mascot of @BrightonStPauli. Likes football, eating & napping. Hates racists, bagpipes and the hoover.
Joined February 2020
Moin! Spieltag! Predicting a much needed win. #meow Join me on Bluesky, my humans will soon stop using Twitter. @paulithecat.bsky.social
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Moin! Spieltag! Predicting a win today. The humans and I have decided to move to Bluesky. We will post my predictions on both platforms for a little while but we hope you will eventually join us on Bluesky. #meow
@paulithecat.bsky.social @brightonstpauli.com #xodus #bmgfcsp
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The humans correctly predicted that I would sleep on the freshly made bed rather than on my cat blanket (which is there to stop me from leaving my fur all over their pillows). So comfy. Quick pre-match snooze. #meow
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Have used a short break to seek shelter in the human’s wardrobe. Will write a sternly worded letter to the pyromaniacs as soon as I have overcome the trauma. #meow
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It’s Bonfire Night. Not the best of days if you are a cat or a catholic. 😿 Hiding in the shower from the big fireworks tight outside. Very scared. #meow
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Had a horrible day! Was stuffed into the dreaded bag again and taken to the vet for my annual check up. I may still be too traumatised to do my prediction tomorrow. #meow
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After I correctly predicted today’s win, the humans bought me biltong and dried stinky Icelandic fish as a reward. Was told that I’m the goodest cat. I shall demand special scran for every prediction from now on - we are playing in another league after all. #meow
Moin! Spieltag! The humans went for a Thai dinner, so I’m doing my prediction with leftover lemon ginger sea bass. Sound on if you want to hear how protective I can be of my food. Predicting a solid win, and giving my regards to the chef - tastiest sea bass ever. #meow
#scffcsp
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Love cats, swipe fascists. #meow
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Had a run in with a seagull. Thieving little things. They steal chips, donuts, football managers… Have to keep them in check. #meow
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I can confirm that nobody has ever attempted to eat me. People usually fuzz me and give me treats. Though, someone or something must have eaten that orange man’s brain a long time ago. #meow
A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.
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Moin!! Spieltag! Here’s my prediction. Drawli is back! Send tuna for more favourable forecasts. #meow
#fcufcsp #FCSP #Bundesliga
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We’re back to The Eddy - THIS FRIDAY. Union Berlin v St Pauli 7.30pm https://t.co/Xro0EvAmBa
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