Paul Simms
@paulsimms
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We have to want Ahab to get the whale. He should need its valuable oil to win back custody of his son
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“Splish splash I was taking a bath” - love the playfulness but do we need this detail?
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Pablum, Fister, Lemming Zest, Liquid Hole, Zog, Asparagus, The Patriarchy, Manahmanah, Tourist Trap, MesmerNo, Waifu, Liminal Rick, The Fountainhead, Chronic Crabs, Melange, Missy Hyperbitch, Insurance Provider, Boyzerbakintaun, Stan Lee, Alarmed Bystander, Napullinya Bonezapart,
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I’ll see Eternals, but only if it has my favorite characters: Paleo, Lady T-Bone, Ballast, The Mammagrammarian, Portopottius, Nuh-Uh, Julius Sleazer, Pattycake 2XBM, Madame Bananas, Wetpatch, Sinus, Paella, Candygram, Bellowinoaf, Princess Melonballa, Boner the Unclean, Derangio,
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Finally done with this little project I've been working on. It's not perfect, but I'm really pleased with how it turned out. Plus, it makes me laugh, so I'll count it as a win. . @HamillHimself @theshadowsfx #WhatWeDointheShadows #WWDITS #JimtheVampire #JackieDaytona #LuckyBrews
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Bust out the pumpkins, it's almost Halloween! What? It isn't? Fine, Friday 13th will have to do. 13% off everything in my Etsy store (including some #whatwedointheshadows stuff, that's spooky) from now until Monday with code FRI13. VLOR! https://t.co/FNgCgUl25z
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Shop Prints, artwork and cartoony things by LauraHowellArt located in Birmingham, England.
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If I were a young actor, just starting out and looking to increase my visibility, I’d change my name to Skip Intro.
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