im just re-reading my tweet history and holy crap *nerd alert*.

Account Maintenance Tweet.

I added my Mastodon link to my profile, but officially - I think I’m winding down this old handle and moving my HTTP status code humor fully to Wish I could have gotten pauld. Ah, well. 410 Gone.

I’m starting to think the Giants are going to lose this game.

Maybe if the Bills play at Ford Field twice in a row, Bobby Layne will get confused and follow them back to Buffalo. Superb Owl here we come, boys!.

RT @CraigWeekend:

At the end of the day, it was actually Crypto that fucked Matt Damon.

And then there’s large companies like Twitter, where it’s pretty clear the best teams are built more with trust and skill than documentation and process. And then a rhino with a hemorrhoid buys the place and gores every team lead that tries to protect their staff. Sorry, Twitter.

In small companies, you can get the name of a person that’s responsible for a thing, and talk to them about it. In large companies, you spend significant time figuring out the path to that person, end when you find them, they rarely know how powerful they are.

RT @hbhammel:

RT @saminglot: My message to Dems in the #mileg: Remember that corporate front groups like the MI Chamber only stood in the way of the poli….

RT @CraigWeekend:

RT @craig_labenz: Absolutely in love with this result from my old home town in Michigan. Go get 'em, @HillaryScholten!.

Redistricting led to better representation. That’s pretty cool, Michigan.

I buzzed by the Detroit Lions subreddit. It’s complete gibberish. Which makes sense. The Packers are not a good team this year, but Lions fans aren’t used to beating anybody, good or no. Let alone a division rival. Great job, Lions.

RT @travismcelroy: ADHD+Optimism= “This whiteboard/planner/calendar/system is going to fix everything!”.

He’s sleeping on the production floor at Twitter, hand delivering shards to the database servers so YOUR dumb toots can re-toot.

At this point, I’m getting a fundraising email every 40 minutes. I think you can do better, political machine. I want that down to 4 minutes by Friday.

But where will I re-toot this.

Don’t worry if you don’t feel like tweeting. By next month, Elon’s AI will self-tweet for you until you’re cancelled. Then it will auto-post an apology screenshotted from Apple Notes. Also, you won’t be able to open twitter if there’s ice. Probably for the best.