Don’t know who invented Bulgarian Split Squats but he’s both a genius and an asshole. No way I can walk tomorrow lol.

I have no idea of the probability that AI ends up farming humans for energy in a Matrix-like scenario, but it’s certainly not zero.

Sunday was good

Our world is literally ran, at least partly, by satanic pedophiles and the media talks about the weather, new movies coming out, etc. Absolutely insane.

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You mentioned chicken in the conversation Dad, I will stare at you until you bring it to me.

I can confirm that retatrutide works great for fat loss, alcohol impulsiveness, binge eating, and many more. They’re gonna ban you from buying off the grey market when Lilly releases it.

Ask your doctor to measure your homocysteine. Thank me later.

Every single day in France a guy tries to stab police in the street. 170 knife attacks per day. Everyday. France has lost control.

Andorra : take a look outside and notice how the loosers at city hall haven’t sent agents to drop salt on the sidewalks as they get super slippery. Tomorrow when you read the news about how many people hurt themselves, you’ll know for sure that your taxes are, indeed, wasted.

Literally a populist move. Literally what the people want. Literally what a head of state should do.

GM ! Read the comments and see how deeply people literally fall in love with models. That is, AI models, not Victoria’s Secrets.

Convincing myself that the biggest predictors of success are a combination of personal drive and intelligence. If you have drive but you're not smart, you'll get the money. If you're smart but not driven, you'll have the knowledge. Combine the two and boom. Success. Add

Andorra : maybe someday we'll have other styles than reggaeton in the clubs and europeans will be able to have some fun

Good morning ! Maybe read this and pay attention (and $25 for a premium subscription) before you loose your job.

Andorra : Uber arrived 2 months ago and their business is thriving! My driver this morning has driven 20k km in like 1,5 month, just inside Andorra 🇦🇩. There really was a need not being met : not having to call, available 24/7, geolocated, multi language, recent cars.

What the actual fuck ?!

“ Ma’ we’re in the news in the US !!!”

And just like that you can build entire decks for clients in 30 seconds, with one prompt, for 25$ per month.