Thunderbird Lenny
@PattyDoubleTime
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3 divorces, working on number 4
Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined March 2016
About to crack open a beer at noon on a Tuesday. Why? Cuz I’m not a commie, that’s why.
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I’d rather murder suicide @theivanooze_ than miss one second of the pop tart bowl.
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🚨ALERT🚨 Good evening beautiful people!! The moment you have been waiting for is here. @PattyDoubleTime previously won a $25 giveaway and decided to pay it forward in another giveaway! #Legend If this hits, he will receive half as well as half going back into the giveaway
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The wheel takes and the wheel gives! Thank you and Merry Christmas Doc! 🥼 🧪
The wheel has been spun!! Our newest winner is.. 🎉@PattyDoubleTime 🎉 Congratulations!! Send me a DM to collect your winnings! Than you to everyone that participated… keep those Notifications on, we will do it again tomorrow!!
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Nothing makes me want to kill myself more than a work happy hour. Been dreading this all day. No, as crazy as it sounds, I don’t want to sip a Tom Collins with the Indian who sits next to me
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Just released an egg fart on the escalator and the lady behind me was eye level with the puff blast. What a way to start the day
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I won’t tolerate propel slander. Haven’t had it in years and this shit is awesome. You dont have to like it but if you shit on it, you’re a gay fag retard (GFR).
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CJ Kirst is such a regular season merchant. He’s just throwing Dooley gumdrop after Dooley gumdrop at the nylon. #NCAAMLAX
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Just saw an Indian microwaving 3 styrofoam cups of tea. Just speed running cancer huh? Made my day.
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Bout time I start wearing sunglasses on the walks back from work so I can laser beam girl’s racks. #BoobsRock
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Sears in Newark: TAKE THE CLOTHES OFF EM!!
🚨🚨THIS IS CRAZY🚨🚨 #Panthers rookie WR Xavier Legette took a squirrel out the tree and RIPPED ITS SKIN OFF. “Took the clothes off him.” XL is now going to cook it and eat it for dinner. This man 😭😭😭 https://t.co/FgwkifSfIO
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At the gym with @johnnybutters73 and just ripped diabolical ass. Waiting for him to come back to this side of the room. #PoopInPants
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Sitting first class on spirit is like sleeping with the hottest Jew, it’s a mixed bag.
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Working out next to someone with one of those diabetes cartridges stuck on her arm. Kys homegirl #eww
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Cutting my workout short to avoid letting out a shart. Stronger men would’ve left it all out on the court. #Ashamed
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Collab with @systemguylives in church today. Couldn’t imagine sitting down at a Hanukkah dinner on December 24th. #MerryChristmas
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An illegal burned someone to death on the New York City subway today I tried telling you all 25 years ago and got cancelled for it WE NEED MASS DEPORTATIONS IMMEDIATELY
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Getting Georgia at basically even odds over ND is a big balls career play. Speaking of careers, Kyle Pitts is a faggot.
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No better feeling than walking past a homeless guy after picking up my $19 lunch.
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