Original Princess Anna in
@FrozenBroadway
. Audiobook narrator! Happy mama to Cecily, Petey and Milo. I excel at buying journals and not writing in them.
Dear
@Disney
, You got it right the first time. Water crystals have hexagonal “six-fold” symmetry.
You still have a few months to fix your
#Frozen2
Movie Poster, unless the sequel takes place in another universe, where water crystalizes to different laws of physics.
I literally gave birth wearing my mask and didn’t complain for a single second, then wore it for 3 more days in the hospital, even sleeping with it on.
You can wear yours for an hour at the grocery store.
#WearADamnMask
What's fun about masks is that you can use them to express your personality, or add a pop of color to an otherwise boring outfit, or literally prevent death
Hi try wearing a corset and running and singing and singing while running and being flipped upside down and falling off of an ice bridge and then multiply that by 8 times every single week
So last night I called out of the show because I had a massive anxiety attack in the afternoon. It had been building up for a while, and while the past month has been incredible, all of the ups and downs and stress and excitement really takes a toll on m…
Just entered a coffee shop and decided I didn’t want their coffee so I pretend answered my phone and dramatically exited with a concerned look on my face HAPPY SATURDAY
Talking about suffering from any mental illness is the first step, and also the most difficult.
Let’s change that.
My name is Patti and I suffer from anxiety and depression. I take 100 mg of Zoloft every day to manage the depression.
#EndTheStigma
Like I love Shawn Mendes in the way that I just want to watch him eat mac and cheese to make sure he’s getting enough calories so he can go onstage with enough energy to make me cry cause I’m so proud of him
Fun fact: I saw Norbert Butz as Roger in “Rent” the first time I ever saw it on Broadway. He was an understudy, and he was amazing. Think of this next time you’re disappointed that an understudy is on. You could be discovering your new favorite talent.
#FosseVerdonFX
I’m not a medical professional, but I’m going to assume that while they appreciate all the verbal thanks and musical tributes, what they really want is for you to stay home and wear a fucking mask.
One thing getting me through the harder moments of this pandemic?
Imagining the viscerally emotional reactions when “Wicked” finally comes back to Broadway and Glinda enters in her bubble and says, “It’s good to see me, isn’t it.”
Last night at the stage door someone asked how I deal with the times when I’m beating myself up and feeling bad. I said, “Remember that the voice inside your head isn’t you.” I’ve never said that before but as soon as I did I realized that it’s true and important to hear.
Friends. Theatre lovers. Humans. This is one of the most NOT OKAY things you could ever do in a theatre, on a plane, or anywhere but your own backyard. Please do NOT do this.
I was replaced in a show that was going to Broadway after I had played the leading role for 4 months out of town. They also made me reaudition only to tell me no. Now I’m Princess Anna in
#FrozenBroadway
.
#ShareYourRejections
To everyone that I flaked on/couldn’t see backstage/was weird to over the past 3 months:
Ahhhh, I’m pregnant and absolutely exhausted/feel like I’m gonna vomit on you/SUPER freaked out about life in general, let’s reschedule!
Not like, a retrospective of past great Tony performances and speeches and moments? Or something highlighting the amazing work that people in theatre do for their community? Or literally anything other than this?
Tonight right after Hans does that bad thing in the library, a little boy in the audience said, clear as a bell, “I’ll kill that Hans.” It was absolutely adorable and I would like to thank him for defending my honor 😂😂😂
#FrozenBroadway
There’s a small child in a full on Olaf costume sitting in the second row, and when
@ryannreds
said “put me in summer and I’ll be a” he instantly chimed in with “PUDDLE” and I died and lived at the same time ☃️ ❤️
#FrozenBroadway
PSA: Sometimes I call Broadway cast recordings "soundtracks." And you know what? IT DOES NOT CHANGE THE FACT THAT I AM LISTENING TO MUSIC AND THAT IS THE IMPORTANT THING.
Stop condescendingly editing people who love things.
Just got really irritated that women don’t get at least one paid sick day each month for that super rough day during their period. If men got their periods, they literally wouldn’t be able to move off the couch.
All I want for Christmas is for Joe Biden to end his presidential acceptance speech by looking directly into the camera, pointing one finger and saying,
“Donald, YOU’RE FIRED” 🔥
#ElectionDay
After almost 3 years, we'll be leaving Arendelle. Words cannot express how grateful we are to Disney, Jujamcyn & all of the exceptional people we get to work w/every single day. Strangers became friends, friends have become family & we will leave with full hearts Feb 16th, 2020❤️
Sad post alert: Due to an unfortunate incident involving wedge heels, a long dress, and my face hitting the sidewalk, I will not be in the musical tonight. I’m okay, just frantically googling “Band Aid big enough for my pride” 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
I know the world is full of bad stuff right now, so please delight in my daughter watching “Frozen” for the first time ❄️ ❤️ ⛄️
#Frozen
#FrozenBroadway
Please don’t sit there after we ask you to leave. When we ask you to leave, we mean it. Don’t ask us to further deplete the dignity we have left with making you feel better about your awful actions.
#TheBachelor
Okay, here it is. When I was 24, I was date raped on two separate occasions by two different males. Why didn’t I say anything or report it? Because I was casually dating each of them and I didn’t think anyone would believe me. I didn’t even believe myself until years later.
I’m going to start making up lies when people ask me “what’s next?” in my career. Like, I’m starting a goat farm or, I’m taking a vow of silence for a year or, I’m starring in the South American tour of Inception: The Musical, and see how far the rumors get
I’ve recently started talking about periods in front of men with no shame. Because if we have to live through it, they can at least fucking listen to it.
I love how people are informing me that they’re unfollowing me because of my political tweets like I might actually CARE, as if it’s a priority to me. I literally don’t care if I end up with 5 followers, as long as they’re good humans 🤷🏼♀️
#BlackLivesMatter
Colin: Why did she keep Luke P?
Me: Because as women we are conditioned to remember that first spark of lust and pin all of our hopes and dreams on it even if the man is incapable of making a sentence or having a feeling we just want the magic back again ok
#TheBachelorette
Sephora employee: With this purchase you have 42 million reward points. Would you like to redeem them?
Me: Ooh yes!
SE: You can choose a .00025 ounce bottle of nail polish or half a lipstick pencil that was used and returned.
Me: 🤨
It’s an actual miracle when a show makes it to Broadway. Every single one of you should be nothing short of insanely proud to be part of a miracle today, no matter what.
Happy Tony Award Nomination Day from Very Proud Non-Tony Award Nominee Patti Murin ♥️
Gmorning.
Everything you feel can be fuel.
Joy. Outrage. Giddiness. Fear. Love. Anger. Affection.
You can let it power the rocketship or blow up the rocketship.
But YOU’RE the rocketship.
And we need you.
Recognize what you’re working with.
Now fly.
Every night when
@caissielevy
and I come out at the end of the show, without fail, we turn to each other and say “love you” before separating to take our bows. To me, that symbolizes our whole relationship. My sister, my friend, my partner in crime, the …
Was doing okay until a straight white man tried to tell me how much progress we’ve made as a country in terms of racism, homophobia and equal rights. Now I’m ready to fucking RAGE.
The most adorable little girl at the stage door tonight asked me who I acted as in the show. And when I said “Princess Anna,” she gasped and said “you were so good” and I was reminded yet again why I do this.
And then she said, “You look really sweaty.”
#FrozenBroadway
The fact that I played a Disney Princess in a Broadway show for two years and still have a small fraction of the Instagram followers of someone who was on The Bachelor for 3 episodes is the only thing that keeps my ego in check sometimes 😂
“Dreaming got me here, and yet the dream won’t die.” Tonight I’ll sing “True Love” for the last time. This song gave Anna depth, perspective, maturity, and strength. I’ll always be grateful that the Lopezes trusted me with their work of art, and I’ll be …
ALSO MY BOOBS ARE SO SWOLLEN AND HURT SO MUCH BECAUSE OF MY PERIOD AND BEING A LADY IN GENERAL AND I AM SO DONE WITH MEN TELLING ME WHAT I CAN AND CAN NOT DO I'M CARRYING AROUND THESE LITERAL BAGS OF PAINFUL FAT THAT YOU THINK EXIST MAINLY FOR YOUR VISUAL PLEASURE
Pufferfish release a toxin when they puff out that is meant to impair the attacker. This doesn’t work on Dolphins in the same way. It gets them high. So they purposely inflate them and pass them around to their dolphin friends for fun.
Breaking Broadway news: Disney says it will not reopen "Frozen" when theater returns in New York. This is the first Broadway musical to close due to the pandemic.
The ignorance in these message board posts leaves me absolutely speechless. And you call yourself theatre fans? Or human beings with an ounce of a soul? I feel sad for you, and I hope you find joy in something this holiday season that doesn’t include slander on the Internet.
Tonight
#FrozenBroadway
had a technical difficulty and had to stop for 8 minutes.
This incredibly lucky audience was then treated to 8 minutes of genius stand up comedy from
@greg_hildreth
as Olaf.
WE HAD BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT FOR LITERAL YEARS AND IT WAS AMAZING 🥰☃️
Sometimes in the middle of the show I say to my dresser, “I’m very good in the play tonight.” Because if I feel great there’s no reason why I shouldn’t be able to say that. I’m not feeding my ego, I’m not bragging, I’m just recognizing that I’m proud of myself.
Remember all those parties you extroverts dragged us introverts to over the years?
IT’S OUR TURN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, stay inside or I won’t be your friend anymore.
The thing about
@SaraBareilles
is that she sounds exactly the same live as she does on any recording she’s ever done, and both are unbelievably phenomenal. Also, she’s one of the most excellent humans on this planet. Love you, Sara ♥️♥️♥️
#SNL
My husband made me a gorgeous necklace inspired by the six Infinity Stones from
#AvengersEndgame
. Only 5 stones could fit on the infinity sign, so he picked a gold necklace to represent the Mind Stone. I already knew this, but
@colindonnell
is the best t…
Dear airports,
Have you ever thought of having an kiosk for people who forgot to pack underwear for their trip? I don’t know anyone like this*, but I feel as though this would be helpful to many poor souls. Thanks!
Patti
*I didn’t pack any underwear 😳
My mom just sent me a clip of me in high school singing “Just You Wait” from My Fair Lady and let me tell you I was NOT GOOD so everyone keep chasing your dreams cause you just never know
Also should I share this clip
I hope Demi Lovato and Shakira and JLo are all hugging and celebrating and plotting how to enter the 2020 presidential race now
#SuperBowlLIV
#PepsiHalftime
Just made a Cameo for someone who will be playing the role of “Arne” in Frozen Jr virtually. Not familiar with Arne? Oh, that’s just Anna but played by a sweet 5th grade boy. If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be crying tears of joy and gratitude and hope all day long.