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@templecrash
//Kalos
2 days
You can now stand up a hosted version of @openclaw powered by Claude, OpenAI, Gemini or Deepseek in minutes here: https://t.co/cBRQuM19ma @AIWayfinder is already added (full support for crypto) to the agent skills which means you can run autonomously manage trading strategies
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@Pattch
pattch
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Guy who’s never been profitable in his life just vibe coded a Polymarket trading bot making +89% profit a week
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@Pattch
pattch
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Buzzed driving is the best driving
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@Pattch
pattch
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My wife’s Valentines gift this year was a haircut. She’s ecstatic
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@Pattch
pattch
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SHUT UP BITCH
@Reecebrah
Reece
5 days
You have to be seriously lobotomized to drink beer in 2026 - Tastes like sh*t - Full of estrogen - Makes you look like a dork - Makes you a piss cannon - Literally feminizes you Wine clears and it’s not even close.
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@ATCO
ATCO
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Modular construction is the modern, efficient, better way to build. Crafted fast and flexibly, ATCO tailors each build to the needs of the people and community that will call them home.
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@0xngmi
0xngmi
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Ever had to use a new wallet or defi protocol, googled it, and worried about picking the wrong one from a scam ad? I built https://t.co/nuiOTTI5dn to solve this It searches over >5k whitelisted domains manually curated by DefiLlama, it's <6kb and loads instantly Bookmark it
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@Pattch
pattch
6 days
All day? I hit rate limit after 5 prompts
@Austen
Austen Allred
6 days
Building stuff with AI all day is literally more fun than playing video games
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@Pattch
pattch
6 days
4o Users singing to their partner before it’s deleted #keep4o
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@Pattch
pattch
6 days
Dudes got the worst case of round trip/what coulda been ism that I would only wish on my worst enemy. Which thankfully is exactly him
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@Pattch
pattch
6 days
Algorithm is feeling much better than 2 months ago. Majority of my TL is things I’m interested in reading about and the Political rage bait has mostly been suppressed
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@Pattch
pattch
10 days
Fuck the Super Bowl, was anyone watching The Las Ratones choke their playoff game? I tuned in to Caedral during the Fanatics vs G2 game. He was dead silent through the whole game. I hate to see someone lose like that
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@Pattch
pattch
10 days
TPUSA kinda missed the mark. The halftime show is a show. Not a concert.
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@Pattch
pattch
13 days
Dudes with no girlfriend or wife eat this shit up. I see these engagement posts weekly
@BeardyBrandon
Brandon Turner
13 days
Men, if your wife is still working because she financially still has to work… you have no business watching sports, drinking with your buddies, scrolling social media, binge watching Netflix, or distracting yourself other ways. You have work to do. Wake up early. Get
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@Pattch
pattch
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Each new Crypto Cycle is like a new season of a video game. The best players “Prestiged” and were able to transfer in-game currency to their new character. Everyone else had their character wiped and are starting over again
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@Pattch
pattch
14 days
Went to the Dentist for the first time in 5 years. They said my teeth are in excellent health with zero issues. Once again validated that health is predominantly genetics based
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@Pattch
pattch
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This meme of a market will bounce at 69k no doubt about it
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@oldstocky
ol’ stocky ⛳️
15 days
How it feels to be a white boy listening to the solo of Pink Floyd’s Comfortably Numb
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@Pattch
pattch
15 days
The winning Powerball ticket was promised to him 6000 years ago
@Deplorable94
𝔻𝔼ℙ𝕃𝕆ℝ𝔸𝔹𝕃𝔼 𝔾𝔼ℕ𝕋𝕀𝕃𝔼 🇺🇸
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Jeffery Epsteins Zorro trust cashed a “winning”Powerball ticket on July 2nd 2008 for 41.3 million dollars. Absolutely wild
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@Pattch
pattch
16 days
Time to Vibe Trade my way to Generational Wealth with @AIWayfinder "Claude make me $10B. Make no mistakes"
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@AIWayfinder
Wayfinder Foundation
16 days
NEW launch 🎉 Wayfinder Vibe Trading: AI agents that execute your onchain strategies autonomously. We’re releasing wayfinder-paths, a public SDK that lets you build trading strategies powered by AI. Your thesis becomes autonomous action. Here’s what you can do: Create trading
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