Humor For The Hopeless
@PatheticLoserAB
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Even my imaginary friends think I'm an asshole. Wish to be completely anonymous. U wouldn't want to know me anyway. #Humor #Comedy #Jokes #Funny
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Joined December 2017
The difference between girls and boys. Why women live longer than men.
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He who once survived on tips always becomes a good tipper. They know how tough it is out there.
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I could never survive in the wilderness. Where do you even hunt for a hoagie?
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So what's the story? Are eggs good for you now?
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You can only tweet for so long before you run out if ideas. 😔
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I'm not completely useless. I can always be used as a bad example.
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Both my kids are losers but I can't hold it against them. Half their genes came from me. Plus my wife's an asshole too. So what chance did they really have?
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What do you feel was the biggest lie they told us in the last 3 years? #Government
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Young people are so fuckin stupid. They think there's hope.
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Question: How can a funeral home raise prices citing cost of living? @PatheticLoserAB
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A more complete list of Hershey’s Products: Part 1 •Almond Joy •Dagoba Organic Chocolate •Dream •5th Avenue •Heath bar •Hershey bar •Hershey's Drops •Hershey's Extra Dark •Hershey's Kisses •Hershey's Miniatures •Hershey's Special Dark
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Everything always goes wrong for me. It's been that way my whole life. I should just give up. Like today for example. I just found out I didn't get the job I wanted as a motivational speaker. 😔 #NeverTry
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Dude. The only thing more important than your happiness is mine so get the fuck away from me.
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I miss my Auntie she was a firecracker I use to visit her at the nursing home Me Auntie you have to eat Auntie Why Me So you can gain some weight Auntie I already got a big ass and a man You eat it you need it more than me
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A blond and a brunette decided they wanted to kill themselves. So at the same time they both leaped off a 50 story building. Who hit the ground first? A: The brunette. (The blond has to stop and ask for directions on the way down. )😅
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Everytime I go to kiss my grandmother goodbye...she sticks her touge in my mouth. I hate when she does that.
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