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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
10 months
Sacré bleu! If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout. Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco. https://t.co/P09c66jCcq
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A road trip from the UK to France with kids is an exciting way to explore new destinations while enjoying the freedom of travelling by car. However, long drives, border crossings, and keeping little...
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@archivetvmus71
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1 year
Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
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@hullablue
Hullablue
2 years
Remembering the time my daughter wrote a book about me.
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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
3 years
Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals? I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake
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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
3 years
COUGH, Hello, is that @elonmusk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye! #ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg
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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
3 years
Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! @VanpowersBike manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers
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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
3 years
Stretch Star Wars Review: Darth Vader and Boba Fett
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@PaternalDamn
Paternal Damnation
3 years
Calling all former Android users that have switched to iPhone - would you recommend it, or is the lack of a 'back' button too frustrating? #android #iPhone #iOS #mobiles #Apple #Google
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