Paternal Damnation
@PaternalDamn
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Everything the modern dad father needs.
Joined March 2020
Sacré bleu! If you live in Dover, taking the kids on a road trip to France might be a shout. Geordies might be best just getting a baguette whooshed from Tesco. https://t.co/P09c66jCcq
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A road trip from the UK to France with kids is an exciting way to explore new destinations while enjoying the freedom of travelling by car. However, long drives, border crossings, and keeping little...
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Sooty & Co (28th October 1996). Sooty and the gang round off their Spanish holiday by going clubbing.
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Why did they re-cast Peppa Pig with actors that sound nothing like the originals? I do a mean Daddy Pig. I even went method by developing a similar physique. #peppapig #milkshake
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COUGH, Hello, is that @elonmusk? COUGH COUGH...yeah sorry, I won't be able to make it in today, I've caught this...erm...thing that everybody seems to be getting...bye! #ThreadsApp #ElonVsZuckerberg
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Challenge yourself with a full on DIY assembly experience! @VanpowersBike manufacture slim sports bikes that you can easily assemble yourself! Put that Lego down and start working on this! #vanpowers
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WIN Cookery Courses From Some of the BBC’s Top Chefs!
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It’s been a little quiet on the giveaway front here lately, but boy oh boy, do I have a prize for you today! I’ve teamed up with the lovely folk at BBC Maestro, who are offering up two gift cards...
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The Best Types of Nursery and Playroom Flooring
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We look at every type of playroom flooring to check which is best, with pros and cons for each based on cushioning, maintennance and durability.
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Making a Personal Injury Claim – How to Keep Things Simple
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Over the last few years, I’ve developed an unwanted reputation for being a little injury prone. I’ve crushed my fingers, thrown my back out, and… well, don’t even get me started about the whole...
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