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Can ride a bike. Used to ride it all the way to the ABC's #MadAsHell writers' yurt. 5 More Weeks Of This?! - https://t.co/OPhBMEbfiv

Melbourne, Victoria
Joined December 2013
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3 years
Job Interviewer: "So Sydney, we love your CV, but tell us...how would you describe yourself in 3 words? Sydney:
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Wait til Katter finds out our laws about murder aren't written by actual murderers...
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Journalists really don't seem to get how a Coalition works. The Liberals only ever had "just 28 seats".
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You can call Tony Abbott a lot of things (and please do) but he is nothing if not consistent in undermining women in power.
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3 days
Day #837 of the Resistance: Commander Albrechtsen has issued another Higgins decree as morale sinks even lower...
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7 days
So now that they're not a Coalition, can we poll them separately? Cause I think the Liberal number would have a 1 in front of it...
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8 days
David Littleproud: Nice day of mourning you got there. Shame if anything *strikes match* happened to it...
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8 days
David Littleproud to stop bleeding votes to One Nation by acting as unhinged as they do
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8 days
If Bridget McKenzie's Dad was Isaac Newton, not only did the apple fall on his head, but it fell a long way from the fucking tree.
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8 days
Peta Credlin reveals that allowing One Nation to peddle their bullshit night after night on Sky After Dark might have an effect...
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10 days
More importantly, how can we help our poor, poor, true-blue Aussie billionaires?
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13 days
Also, if the attendants weren't smiling at you Janet, that's probably because they recognised you.
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"I went on an expensive business class holiday to Canada but the people didn't smile at me please let me back in the Qantas Lounge"
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13 days
I reckon my take on Adelaide Writers Week will be the one that really nails it...
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15 days
Dutton as US ambassodor? "No-brainer" is being polite...
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21 days
On the plus side Marnus wasn't out to Root's actual bowling #Ashes
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22 days
I assume we'll get Stuart Broad's take on that Weatherald review and the ethics of walking? #Ashes
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22 days
Wow. I had completely forgotten Greg Hunt was alive.
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22 days
If Bazball was actually a philosophy, England would be batting to win this match. Which is exactly why Duckett and Bethell are batting sensibly...#Ashes
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I'm beginning to think England should send paramedics to face Starc's first over instead #Ashes
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Gotta feel for Beau Webster. He was on the way to a hundred there #Ashes
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