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@Part_Mermaid

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International Woman of Mystery. Photographer and wanderer.

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Joined January 2010
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Jess
1 year
Tell me it’s only influencers who’ve got Christmas trees up already?!
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Jess
1 year
Christ. Looks like the dog food company we use has gone bust. They cancelled the order & now I have to research an alternative all while not wanting to be doing this in the run up to a move & renovations at my place next week!
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Jess
1 year
Anyone else feel guilty if they’re having a restless night for keeping their dog awake?! Poor love is just trying to sleep while his mama is up to all sorts of nonsense! I’m struggling with back pain, so we’re both not sleeping 😬
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Jess
1 year
God, carpet cleaning becomes a bit addictive doesn’t it?! Been doing 3 hours worth today. Our carpets were gross! Probably done about half the house so far now. All ground floor done. I can’t wait until we move to a hardwood floor house! Carpets and dogs aren’t a good mix.
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Jess
1 year
Oh, and this morning I was smug/raging about an ex describing his current partner on socials as “this one” (as in ‘lovely day in blah blah with this one’. Ugh. Would hate to be referred to as that. ‘This one’ as opposed to ‘that one’, or, ‘the other one’. Grim.
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1 year
Why are we hearing so much about the 4% of people who are landlords, and 7% who go to private school, rather than the more than 9 in 10 of us who do not? How coverage of the Budget has been heavily slanted towards the interests of a wealthy minority https://t.co/2o2QaKvqFe
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The British press is cosplaying as a champion of ‘working people’ while obsessing over even the slightest of tax rises to the asset rich
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Jess
1 year
Well, now I’m decidedly middle-aged, I’ve spent a good chunk of the afternoon cleaning carpets. You’ll expect no less I’m sure. Bloody hell does it make me realise how filthy they were! I’ve got so much more house I can do too! So that ought to keep me busy for the foreseeable!
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Jess
1 year
Here’s my boy who’s staging a protest about the clocks changing. He does not approve.
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Jess
1 year
My poor puppy is sat at the top of the stairs refusing to come back to bed because he is sure I’m lying to him when I say it’s too early! His eyes are clearly telling him otherwise. I’ll be in for a few days of this I guess.
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Jess
1 year
Asbestos testing happened today. They refused to take samples from 2 sites, so 3 tests awaiting results. Hopefully we’ll hear Friday.
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Jess
1 year
Send good vibes my way, for tomorrow we’re asbestos testing the house. 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻
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Jess
1 year
Has anyone recently had a survey done on a house? Having some issues and wonder if it’s common
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1 year
Listen, if Taylor Swift suddenly gets awarded a contract to provide healthcare services to the NHS, is given part of the HS2 line to run or gets given a life peerage like Lord Siberia or whatever he’s called, then let’s chat about Starmer taking his kids to her concert shall we.
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Jess
1 year
Sick of media speculation about the budget. It’s been going on since before they even got elected. Can’t wait until the media has something more to talk about
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Jess
1 year
Tried to get up for our usual morning walkies to the park. Rain torrential, pup less than excited. Turned off the light and am staying quite still in bed. It’s best for everyone really. We’ll go run this afternoon. When it’s drier.
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Jess
1 year
Having a lovely weekend back home in my own bed. Pooch is having a great time and is very pampered. Tomorrow we’ve a play date with his bestie. It’s all very lovely.
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Jess
1 year
Saturday for me has so far comprised of a 2 hour walk with the pooch and his new girlfriend followed by a couple of hours of putting things into my parents loft. I’m so solidly middle aged, aren’t I? To top it off, I’m going for a nap now, before I need to dye my hair tonight 😂
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Jess
1 year
He makes me so happy ❤️ Look at his cosy sleep paw!
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Jess
1 year
Not got a clue what I’m doing here. Pray for me!
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