A lot resonates with the John Lewis Xmas advert and left me in my tracks for a few mins. What it did do is remind what a belter Alison Limerick’s ‘Where Love Lives’ is. #JohnLewis

If you haven’t seen Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, it’s currently on ITV1 for the 654th time.

South Italian San Pietro Coffee beans have arrived on US ground.

*because.

People already questioning the authenticity of the train stabbings become no one filmed it. I genuinely despair.

Watching Spence & VDV blank Thomas Frank was probably worse than the preceding 90 mins. And so it begins @SpursOfficial

Scamburger is a nothing burger, and that's what you are left with

The Lewis family / ENIC need to go. The manager probably needs to go. The medical team need to go. At least half the squad need to go. Fans that sit in silence for 90 mins need to go. Massive change is required @SpursOfficial

I’m not calling for Frank’s head, but overseeing a performance like that is sackable in itself. Disgusting @SpursOfficial

Always going to be a difficult game when defenders aren’t defending, and a midfield and frontline that offer nothing. Literally nothing. Poor, both on and off the pitch, and just fed up with it really.

Saturday 5:30pm kick off vs Chelsea and the atmosphere seems really flat. Fans need to liven up.

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Despite the biased punditry, I actually think we’ve done okay since the goal and have a good chance in the second half. *I am sure I’ll be deleting this in around an hour.

Watching Richarlison reminds me of Chunkz during Soccer Aid.

I don’t think I’ve seen a more out of depth Govt minister. #GMB

ABBA singing about divorce: 'I don't wanna talk about things we've gone through' Lily Allen singing about divorce: 'wait until you hear what he sticks up his bum'

Since I had to put together a short combination of clips for the American Ninja Warrior application last night (as they asked me to send a 3 minute video of why I would be an "interesting" contestant), and since my PR manager has been bugging me to put some videos together, I

21 years and still can’t do the ‘keeeeeep dancing’ segment properly. Thanks for everything, Tess. #Strictly

Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink, looking like Little Richard, dancing to The Dave Arch Band playing “Purple Rain” has literally killed that song for me. #Strictly

I didn’t think anyone could do Cheryl Cole worse than Cheryl Cole. Fair play, Vicky. #Strictly

The worst ever Utd team 3 points off champions elect Arsenal.

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Time to repost this classic

And, just like that, I have a 18 year old son. Embrace the madness of nappies, toys, and early Sunday morning kick offs, because it’s all over very quickly.