Hello darkness, my old friend. @SpursOfficial.

Just awaiting confirmation from @bbcpress that Ricky Jones has been named as the 16th contestant in this year’s #Strictly.

Join millions who have switched to Grok.

“We need to cut their throats and get rid of them", said by a Labour Councillor, isn’t encouraging violent disorder?. Whatever side of the fence you sit on, this should be totally unacceptable.

Good evening from 1978.

Ibiza Final Boss and the ensuing stardom pretty much epitomises the UK. It’s completely beyond me.

17th in the PL and got the biggest ‘get out of jail card’ in the history of football, with EL win & CL qualification. It’s been a summer of concerts, getting some old gates out of the lock up, loaning out young players and sobbing over Son. Wake up FFS @SpursOfficial.

RT @ChelseaDan5: Most Pubs in Central London are charging about £18 for a Burger these days,Get down my favourite Cafe Beppe's Smithfield E….

RT @therealnoelyg: not a single day goes by where i don’t think about this

A broadcaster, aged 74, died of cancer today. Even that opens up a left vs right argument. I’m not sure where this all ends, but it’s fucking tedious.

RT @MarkChappellino: Richard Ashcroft playing ‘Lucky Man’ tonight in Wembley 🎶🧡

💯.

When it’s 44° outside. 🇦🇪

Wallace and Torode gone, I hope the BBC bin off #Masterchef completely. Hire someone with new ideas, as opposed to this perpetual cycle of shite.

RT @technopopulist: I’m just going to say it - and yeah, plenty won’t like it - but the excitement around the Oasis reunion isn’t just abou….

If there was a master copy on how to own a stage and audience, this was it. Freddie Mercury just had it, I don’t think you can learn it. #liveaid40.

I’ve just been transported back to my childhood and the family lounge as my Dad played Dire Straits over, over and over. #liveaid40.

To be fair to U2, this version of Bad is absolute quality. #liveaidat40.

Appreciate the songs more now. But this Sting & Phil Collins segment would have been the bit where I’d be going to the toilet and then bringing back a few beers. #liveaidat40.

The cameraman has picked out the same braless woman 3-4 times now. #lLiveAidAt40

I hope #Oasis25 can somehow resurrect the music industry and the pub trade. Inspire a generation to get off their phones, have a drink with mates, go to a gig, and live their lives.