convinced that erasers and guitar picks both disappear to the same place, some kind of void in an alternate dimension created by the collective consciousness of tortured artists.

please run @CharlizeAfrica.

please run @Beyonce.

literally anyone else haha.

please run @kerrywashington.

please run @MadamVPOTUS.

please run @MichelleObama.

i don’t get why all these memes glorify grippy socks. i hated them. all i wanted to do when i’d get locked up as a teen for 72hrs with no real fresh air was run and slide through the hallway of my unit.

is rizz the new swag ?.

my mr poopy butthole impression comes from the same place in my vocal chords as my robert plant impression.

tyra walked so margot could run

i’m going on am adventure

i’m gonna hurt you. i like you.

i know you guys mean well when you tell me to ignore online ignorance and bullying. but i need you to know it’s a conscious choice of mine to NOT ignore it. i am not a nice person. i *like* making people, especially journalists, realize how stupid they are. i enjoy it. it’s fun.

it’s comme de garçons you fuckwits 🤦🏼‍♀️.

RT @NylonMag: .@ParisJackson takes NYLON behind-the-scenes as she gets ready for the Hollywood Bowl.

i wasn’t tying my hair up to show off my armpit hair 🙄 i’ve not shaved it for years and forget it’s there all the time. get over yourselves. i was pulling my hair up to show my glass cutting jawline.

i’m not.

blue checks are being paid for ? why do i still have one ?? i’m not paying for this shit.

does anyone have any suggestions for books that talk about the patriarchal and misogynistic undertones that exist today in everyday behaviour and language ? legitimately asking for a friend.

this is stupid.