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This is what I had to deal with coming home today. ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME???
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Now I hope and pray for a big Tight End game to potentially join the 100k club
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@FDSportsbook
My last 100 dollars to my name. I'm all in. I don't get paid for 10 more days so hoping this hits so I can eat this week.
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Cam Thomas just said no homo in the post game interview 😂😂😂 league is about to fine him 7 paychecks
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Oh no....
@JaMorant
dumb.. you letting social media and yo pride ruin yo real money. Put them guns down and run that money up. Make one of yo homies sign up for security or concealed carry if you feel like you need it that bad.. but you the bread winner you gotta start acting like it..
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I'm on cloud 9 right now. Thank you to everyone that sent good vibes and all the congratulations messages. Appreciate everyone that joined the discord and have kept the faith. This is a helluva night!
Oh man this could end up being an incredible day... Major legs
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I don't even care about the watermarks. Absolutely insane weekend. And it was wild seeing so many people rooting for it to cash. You guys made tonight special. Appreciate you all!
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Wtf did I just wake up to
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I'm so tired of this shit already
Angel Reese rejects First Lady Jill Biden’s apology: ‘We’ll go to the Obamas’
(📹
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Extremely awkward moment for me at work. Foreman says to the crew "today is a rough day for some people so if you wanna have a moment of silence at some point"
I say "not for me did you see Tua last night?"
I thought he was making fun of Giants fans. I forgot today is 9/11.
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Did they change his fuckin spark plugs? What is a tune up procedure
Ham: D'Angelo Russell underwent "tune up procedure"; uncertain for Thursday.
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@JakeSucky
People who had that username on another platform and grew a brand with it should get it. I don't see the problem here.
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If Bruce Brown gets $20M a year, I will eat a living pig live on YouTube
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I've never hated a team so much in my life
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THAT FELT SO FUCKIN GOOD MAN
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Wtf is this shit
This safer rebound/assist play shouldn’t have been as much of a sweat that it was. Westbrook finally got assist
#4
with a few minutes to go. The under 5.5 hedge hit for those who did that as well.
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Me to Jae Crowder in 2025 when he finally hits 4 3's in a game again and I'm down 192 units
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Ferguson and Jones 3 TD parlayed would have had you booking a flight to Vegas with no return date
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Saw this ticket on Facebook. They stat corrected SGA to 9 I know this person is sick!
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@elitepanda69
@JakeSucky
Name another game where you can end up maxing out all your credit cards, taking out a second mortgage, and having your wife get frustrated and leave you for your childhood best friend.
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This lady is way more polite than me. I would have been hollering like this guy..
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No technique, just vibes and platano power
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So
@the_bmatt
pointed out Neto just had 10 assists last game without Kuz and he's out again tonight vs the Bucks. Bucks also give up the most 3's in the league. Perfect storm?
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Giving out 8 leg parlays in VIPs that come out to +150 and miss should be a federal offense with a 10 year minimum jail sentence.
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Tonight is the night. Someone is gonna hit an absolute nuke of a parlay.
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I WOULD TAKE A BULLET FOR YOU JOE!!! I FUCKIN LOVE YOU MAN!!! (I didn't have time to log into DK before the game locked) but you are a legend!!!!
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This might be the best bet I've ever seen Holy shit
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OH MY GOD!!!
Paul Goldschmidt - St. Louis Cardinals (18) 2-run 417 feet
+410
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Got torched on the Super Bowl. Made one SGP today and got it back in blood. Unreal.
I hate that I just made an 8 leg SGP but it's juicy at least
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My whole timeline is cappers teasing picks for likes and RTs. You people are officially becoming strippers. Getting everyone excited but won't fuck unless the price is right... 500 likes/RTs and I'll post my +100000 lock of the day!
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I look at 10 dollar bets the same as 1000 dollar bets. Someone having more money to bet doesn't impress me. Everyone has a different financial situation. Odds impress me.
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Idk how some of you guys bet heavy. I'm about to lose 200 on this game and I wanna violently throw up all over the place. I'm going back to betting 20 bucks like all the normal middle class peasants.
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Everyday I see a different Twitter capper posting a winning ticket saying "oh I forgot I put this in". Yeah my dick. If you didn't post it before the game in a discord or on social media then celebrate by yourself. No one cares that you hit 1 of your 100 bets that you didnt share
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Some people shouldn't reproduce. Exhibit A of garbage parenting
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Some of these betting accounts and showing winning tickets they didn't share with anyone.... Ya'll gotta stop. You're useless to the community.
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If you block out the wager on your winning ticket we're all gonna assume you bet a dollar anyway. Don't be afraid to show it off. Who gives a shit what people think
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If you missed out the last 3 days on a round robin do not throw more money today to try and catch up. Odds of me going 7/8 3 straight days is absurdly slim. Don't blow your bankroll on this. It's just for fun.
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He's gonna have an 18 point triple double and then go for it next game 😂
Good morning
LeBron James needs to score 36 points to break Kareem’s NBA scoring record TONIGHT
We might witness history ⏳👑
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I said it once I'll say it again idk how people throw stacks on bets. I lost $600 tonight total and I wanna go out and rob a bank. Gonna go to work tomorrow and fall down the stairs and sue.
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Wanna know how I started my morning? My real estate agent thought it was a good idea to give another agent the code for the keybox without my permission. An entire family of 4 walked into my bedroom and woke me up....
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I got that feeling again Joe!
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Holy shit they got cooked with this one
We've got over 20k bettors on this Popular Parlay for tonight's Seahawks-Cowboys game 👀
Are you tailing? 🤔
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Everyone talking shit to the kid who hit for 250k will probably never even see a 5k+ win on 7 dollars let alone that much. Shut the fuck up
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Somebody is going to win 30k+ off their free bet today on Fanduel. Speaking it into existence!
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BANGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Used my boost on BetMGM. It's a longshot but +7200 is wild. I'll dabble.
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I remember once when my dad gave me money to pay the electric bill but instead I bought lottery tickets for a brand new car. When i got home I explained to my dad what I did and he beat the shit out of me. But the next day when my dad woke up and opened the door outside he saw a…
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Quick little tutorial on round robins. If you're chasing a massive payout make sure you do a separate 5 leg parlay with all your picks. This saves you from a bad beat if you're get 3-4 right of something.
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A couple of Cams, a Pope, and a prayer with +777 odds. It's a ticket of destiny.
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Oh man this could end up being an incredible day... Major legs
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I wanna hit a massive bet one day and just grab 5 random people from gambling Twitter to go on vacation for 4 or 5 days. Vlog the whole thing. That would be pretty sick no?
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I was up all night talking to Zaid who was the co-founder to Meezy's discord. I wish I knew all of this back then. He put this kid through hell and eventually ghosted him for 3 months and refused to pay him his half of the discord.
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I will tell my grandkids about the old fanduel odds
@Paranormal_Bass
It's definitely harder to hit a big one than it was a year ago.
Odds offered are much worse than 12 months ago and the extra 1-2 legs you have to add to try to make it an actual lotto are a pretty big deal.
I had a close one in Week 2 of NFL, but nothing since.
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That last dime man what a sweat!! Lets gooo
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WWE is so back with Vince gone. The writing is pure cinema. I'm fully invested like I'm a little kid again.
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All the college kids who just followed me thinking I'm gonna hit another 3 ball parlay today
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Thank you guys!!! What a night. I appreciate every single one of you messaging me. I'll never forget today. $100 bet on a hunch. 🙌❤
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There will be 5 triple-doubles tomorrow and someone is going to hit a bomb on a lotto ticket. Speaking it into existence now
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My new hobby is messaging these "guaranteed fixed games" people and getting them excited that I'm gonna send them money lol. Blocked out the name because it's against Twitter rules. I need a new hobby
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If you were starting a 10k challenge today what would your day 1 ticket look like? And if you show me a 10 legger for +100 I hope you get a 2 hour stomach virus.
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You're telling me Brooks is worth 20m a year but Westbrook is only worth 4?
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I'm gonna hit a massive parlay today and immediately changing my number. Speaking it into existence
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Well the parlay cold streak is officially over. All gravy for the rest of the night
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