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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ Profile
Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ

@ParanormalJunk2

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I write books, talk to the stars, and donโ€™t act my age. ๐Ÿ’ซHumour is the ultimate subversion๐Ÿ’ซ WIP- How to Become the Problem (and Have Fun Trying)

Nipaluna/ Hobart.
Joined December 2019
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
3 months
Brigid never asked to become the Ruler of All Reality. She was too busy dealing with Year 10 boys and a rapidly collapsing sense of purpose. But when the fabric of reality starts to fray (again), who do the gods call? A menopausal woman with a clipboard. Obviously. Link in bio๐Ÿฅฐ
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Ah, election season. That magical time when the air is filled with the dulcet tones of people who havenโ€™t seen the inside of a classroom since year 10 yet speak with the rabid authority of someone explaining gravity to Isaac Newton using an empty biro and a piece of gum.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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My sense of humour has been described (often by my boss) as deeply inappropriate but even I think mixing true crime with comedy is not great.
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14 hours
Accidentally pressed โ€˜summarise chatโ€™. The disappointment that was expressed about the Labor party used the words โ€˜dumb fucks, will never vote for them againโ€™ more than AI seems to think.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Itโ€™s 4pm on a Thursday but Iโ€™m going to pour a wine and watch Succession because Iโ€™m a grown adult who can do what she wants
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
17 hours
Edits sent to publisher โœ….First draft of short story for a competition done โœ….Reacquainting myself with the 20,000 words of my WIP- in progress .Thank god for holidays or Iโ€™d never get any writing done at all โ™ฅ๏ธโ™ฅ๏ธ.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
17 hours
I love it when people are emotionally open and share their lives deeply here on Twitter. Am I going to ever be open or share details of my life? Fuck no. But I love supporting other people xx.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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The clown doctors bounding into my sons treatment room in the paed unit going 'We're here to see BILLY!' to be met with a 6 foot tall 17 year old with facial hair๐Ÿคฃ.Their poor little enthusiastic faces fell so quickly ๐Ÿคฃ.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
17 hours
RT @gasugasu1984: Increasingly it is looking like voters don't want the WINTER blues Wish they were also reticent to follow the ROCKY roโ€ฆ.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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*following back scam accouts and asking them about their writing journey before they can ask me*.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Please god no. I parented my own kids, there is no way I want to spend my next decades looking after children again ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ.
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A possible solution to our childcare issues is grandparents. Grandparents often struggle to find work & they need to work. They're happy to look after grandkids 4 free 2 help their kids get ahead but they need support too. Create a child carer's payment 4 grandparents.๐Ÿ.#auspol.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Iโ€™m going to start declaring my love of the em-dash in query letters to get the whole AI thing out of the way early on. Yes there will be use of em-dash. No I donโ€™t use AI.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Fuck I wish Iโ€™d written the โ€˜share a piece of lore about yourselfโ€™ tweet.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Every single person in history who has gazed at it has looked at this same moon. Millions upon millions of dreamers and lovers โ™ฅ๏ธ
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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RT @spectrewrites: Read to her until she falls asleep.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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I like to imagine the people with my full manuscripts at the moment are sitting on their sofas and giggling happily at my story.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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RT @_HistoryNerd: Zinaida Portnova took the lives of more than 100 Nazis by poisoning their food at just 16 years of age. She was capturedโ€ฆ.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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RT @purplepingers: โ€œJust pull yourself up by your bootstrapsโ€ or something idk
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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Will remove an unneeded โ€˜andโ€™ thoughโ€ฆ.
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Eva ๐Ÿธโ˜€๏ธ๐Ÿ› โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿน๐ŸŒˆ
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I love this bit ๐Ÿ˜‚
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