Eva 🍸☀️🛁 ✈️🍹🌈
@ParanormalJunk2
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I write books, talk to the stars, and don’t act my age. 💫Humour is the ultimate subversion💫 WIP- How to Become the Problem (and Have Fun Trying)
Nipaluna/ Hobart.
Joined December 2019
Brigid never asked to become the Ruler of All Reality. She was too busy dealing with Year 10 boys and a rapidly collapsing sense of purpose. But when the fabric of reality starts to fray (again), who do the gods call? A menopausal woman with a clipboard. Obviously. Link in bio🥰
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Also those beef wellingtons looked absolutely awful. I don’t even think they had patè on them. They’re don’t look nearly as good as my mums from the 80s.
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This is where I heard it from so it might be incorrect 😂😂
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I’ve just heard that they’re are getting rid of Jaffas and I’m going to need someone to tell me whether this is true and why.
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I have a cousin that I never see. The only time she has ever mentioned my books is when she sent me a screenshot of an except I posted with a mistake and said ‘goes to show, even writers need editors’ 🙄.
Best part about being an author - . Messaging your family or friends and having a typo only to then receive the response "Aren't you supposed to be a writer?" 🤣😂.
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Authors need to stop trying to bully readers into giving five stars. Be grateful they discovered, bought, and started your book at all. Some of you are fucking entitled snowflakes.
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Why the fuck do conservatives Americans think that ‘lol you Australians don’t have guns’ is a way to hurt us?.No we don’t have guns. We don’t have piles of dead school kids either. We’re good 😘😘😘.
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If your tweets is on my feed and I appreciate it, then I follow you. I’m very uncomplicated when it comes to my following decisions.
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Because my scar still hurts some days and the baby just turned 13, that's why.
Transporting a post c-section mom to postpartum. Stopped at the nurses station to give her a gift basket like we give to all moms when they leave L&D. Husband: damn, the daddies don’t get a basket? . Me, without a second thought: don’t piss me off . The nurses when they heard me:
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That dog also won a 'best bred dog,' at the Rottweiler Club of Tasmania awards. Some breeds are inherently dangerous.
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Some dog breeds are just dangerous, end of story. There was a couple here in Tassie that were passionate advocates of the 'its not the dogs its the owners that are the problem,' and had several pets inclusing a Rottie. Two guesses what happened to them.
It’s just so sad and unnecessary.
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Ah, election season. That magical time when the air is filled with the dulcet tones of people who haven’t seen the inside of a classroom since year 10 yet speak with the rabid authority of someone explaining gravity to Isaac Newton using an empty biro and a piece of gum.
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My sense of humour has been described (often by my boss) as deeply inappropriate but even I think mixing true crime with comedy is not great.
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Accidentally pressed ‘summarise chat’. The disappointment that was expressed about the Labor party used the words ‘dumb fucks, will never vote for them again’ more than AI seems to think.
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It’s 4pm on a Thursday but I’m going to pour a wine and watch Succession because I’m a grown adult who can do what she wants
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