Brigid never asked to become the Ruler of All Reality. She was too busy dealing with Year 10 boys and a rapidly collapsing sense of purpose. But when the fabric of reality starts to fray (again), who do the gods call? A menopausal woman with a clipboard. Obviously. Link in bio🥰

Ah, election season. That magical time when the air is filled with the dulcet tones of people who haven’t seen the inside of a classroom since year 10 yet speak with the rabid authority of someone explaining gravity to Isaac Newton using an empty biro and a piece of gum.

My sense of humour has been described (often by my boss) as deeply inappropriate but even I think mixing true crime with comedy is not great.

Accidentally pressed ‘summarise chat’. The disappointment that was expressed about the Labor party used the words ‘dumb fucks, will never vote for them again’ more than AI seems to think.

It’s 4pm on a Thursday but I’m going to pour a wine and watch Succession because I’m a grown adult who can do what she wants

Edits sent to publisher ✅.First draft of short story for a competition done ✅.Reacquainting myself with the 20,000 words of my WIP- in progress .Thank god for holidays or I’d never get any writing done at all ♥️♥️.

I love it when people are emotionally open and share their lives deeply here on Twitter. Am I going to ever be open or share details of my life? Fuck no. But I love supporting other people xx.

The clown doctors bounding into my sons treatment room in the paed unit going 'We're here to see BILLY!' to be met with a 6 foot tall 17 year old with facial hair🤣.Their poor little enthusiastic faces fell so quickly 🤣.

RT @gasugasu1984: Increasingly it is looking like voters don't want the WINTER blues Wish they were also reticent to follow the ROCKY ro….

*following back scam accouts and asking them about their writing journey before they can ask me*.

Please god no. I parented my own kids, there is no way I want to spend my next decades looking after children again 😳😳.

I’m going to start declaring my love of the em-dash in query letters to get the whole AI thing out of the way early on. Yes there will be use of em-dash. No I don’t use AI.

Fuck I wish I’d written the ‘share a piece of lore about yourself’ tweet.

Every single person in history who has gazed at it has looked at this same moon. Millions upon millions of dreamers and lovers ♥️

RT @spectrewrites: Read to her until she falls asleep.

I like to imagine the people with my full manuscripts at the moment are sitting on their sofas and giggling happily at my story.

RT @_HistoryNerd: Zinaida Portnova took the lives of more than 100 Nazis by poisoning their food at just 16 years of age. She was captured….

RT @purplepingers: “Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps” or something idk

Will remove an unneeded ‘and’ though….

I love this bit 😂