Moved on to @parafilmm.bsky.social
@ParafilmM
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Stanning laboratory sealing film and spreading the word of The Purp! (no association with Bemis, Amcor, or the Swedish royal family)
Joined January 2021
FYI, because I know this confusion happens: This is not an official account. I'm just some dude who is weird enough to make an account dedicated to making jokes about how awesome Parafilm is. Don't feel bad about unfollowing, if that's not what you followed for.
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RT @ParafilmM: Of course when I decide to take a break because my "trying to be funny on the internet"-energy is being used on work and per….
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Of course when I decide to take a break because my "trying to be funny on the internet"-energy is being used on work and personal life this site has a max exodus lol.And you know what, they are right. It's time to leave this Parafilm-forsaken place for bluer pastures!.
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I love the non-smell of Parafilm in the morning.
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Remember to check your undergrad's Halloween Parafilm! Just found a whole KitKat bar in this roll!
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Lab cheese implies the existence of lab milk, which implies the existence of lab cows, whose name implies them to originally be from Labrador, which is in Canada. Ergo international trade of lab dairy or cows must have existed prior to the invention of Parafilm in 1931 in the US.
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I just want you to know that when you sing to yourself in the lab the Parafilm is dancing.
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Most cats species have between 10-15% Parafilm in their bones as an adaptation for doing the big stretch.
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It's once again time to tag yourself!
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Hey there new followers, did you know that there is purple Parafilm?
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I can't wait to see everyone's Parafilm art.
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You're just jealous of my pretend Nobel Prize.
Parafilm mostly sucks at what it’s supposed to do.
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I'm honoured that the Nobel Prize Committee has chosen to elevate me as the prime example of the collaborative nature of science. We all stand on the shoulders of giants, and it's a humbling experience to be recognised as one of them.
Wonderful news! Parafilm M rules! .Very well-deserved recognition after helping so many other #NobelPrize winners achieve their breakthroughs! Congratulations @ParafilmM
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Okay, I guess that's fair. Parafilm is more chemistry than biology anyways. Fingers crossed for Wednesday. You better not fail me again this year Alfred!.
BREAKING NEWS.The 2024 #NobelPrize in Physiology or Medicine has been awarded to Victor Ambros and Gary Ruvkun for the discovery of microRNA and its role in post-transcriptional gene regulation.
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Every time someone wishes they could buy Parafilm at the supermarket, I nod in agreement. I see you. I am one of you. But my brothers and sisters in wax and plastic, none of us are ready to pay the cost of our dream: The reality that it would mean a modernizing packaging redesign.
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Straight Parafilm on the Counter was the name of my poorly received (w)rap album.
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