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@ParadoxicalMike

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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
2 years
Michael is my middle name. 😂 It’s not a fake name. 😭.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Watching y’all crash out on both sides of this has been hilariously sad.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Stanning Beyoncé and Tamia has me spoiled for real. Most controversial thing Beyonce does is be a filthy capitalist who wears American flags. Tamia just minds her business, stays beautiful and married to Grant Hill. I’m so thankful.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Me opening the timeline on this call:
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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I love when these get demonetized.
@FBAGoddess444
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A 27-year-old man from Jackson, Mississippi, was arrested this weekend after allegedly hacking into the Hinds County Human Services system and approving every single application for food stamps. But he didn’t stop there — he reportedly had new EBT cards mailed out to applicants
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
13 hours
Tax the churches then.
@MorePerfectUS
More Perfect Union
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The IRS has announced via court filing that churches and houses of worship are now allowed to endorse political candidates, the NYT reports. This creates an exemption to a ban on political activity by 501(c)(3) organizations that dates back to 1954.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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RT @doctuh_p: I’m this old by the way.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Huh??? Nggas gonna cheat whether you’re a secret or not lol.
@_derrickgee
dee.
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keeping yall relationships a secret is part of the reason yall get cheated on so easily 🤷🏽‍♂️.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Why am I under attack???.
@DenimJunkieKidd
Water Daddy ♓️
3 days
Elite degree gays never beating the freaky frog allegations 🤭.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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RT @Hedgesgurl: Actually, when you remove a parasite, the host starts to thrive again.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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@ me next time!.
@SoTheyCallMeDJ
Dentist the Menace
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Don't nobody complain more than a broke ho.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
2 days
Reactions are conversation enders, so don’t expect anyone to reply to one.
@TheJream2
The Jream
2 days
I don’t know who needs to hear this but a ❤️ or a 👍🏾 is not a response.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
3 days
Dropped that info on IG and dipped 🤭.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
3 days
Why do people think that their overtime is taxed at a higher rate? It’s not. You’re just paying more taxes in that check because you made more in that check… it’s not supplemental earnings.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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Finding out I’m probably allergic to cherries when my favorite ice cream is Ben and Jerry’s Cherry Garcia is gonna be my 13th reason why.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
4 days
I went to Sonic and ordered a regular lemonade with blood orange syrup… why did they make an iced lemonade??? 🥲 and I ordered a grilled cheese and why did it come on a hamburger bun????.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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RT @hqphole: kids these days wouldn't have survived the epic highs and lows of phoebe and cole
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@ParadoxicalMike
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AMC is throwing regular ads in movie previews now???.
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
5 days
We’re doomed. I hate it here.
@cnnbrk
CNN Breaking News
5 days
Congress passes President Trump's massive domestic policy bill, handing him the first major legislative achievement of his second term
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
6 days
This deserved a tweet tbh.
@twilitaries
TyrantAries
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@ParadoxicalMike
Mike
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RT @danaoneika: i pray all abusers d!e.
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