Try taking care of a sloppy drunk while you're trying your best to get sober. Last night was just a mess.

Mark your calendars 'cause we're about to put on the most outrageous musical ever made! Auditions for Trey Parker's CANNIBAL: THE MUSICAL will be held on July 31 and August 1 at the Hannah Block Historic USO- Community Arts Center in downtown Wilmington! More details to come.

There are, apparently, jellyfish out in space, floating around there.

My crush has convinced me that cereal is a type of soup.

It's been a while. I'm still alive.

"Candy is dandy, but fruit helps you poop." Wise words to follow 😂😂😂…

Proudly wearing my Galentine bracelet this morning. #wonderwoman @…

Having tacos with my sister. She came to visit me. 💙💚💛💜❤

My baby sister performed tonight. I'm so proud of her. #proudsibling…

I made a bag for @dimattiafilms as a late Christmas (or early Dia De…

Making paper cranes at work to avoid flashbacks and to prevent from…

All I ask is for people to use the correct pronoun. It's not easy…

Steampunk this Halloween? Fudge yeah!

Just finished watching Mitch & Cam's wedding episode on Modern Family and I can't stop crying about it. #tearsofjoy #happy

I miss my Target friends. Spot brings back the good memories.

First rough draft on episode I am helping direct. 1 hour…

Everyone at work enjoyed my treats. Obviously, they were FABULOUS!!!…

Not fully vegan, but this is a start. #roastedchickpeas…

I am content with this small accomplishment. Today, I am filled with…

Homemade granola bar. I just have to wait for 3 hours to cool off…