Papa CJ: Comedian • Executive Coach • Author
@PapaCJ
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I uplift others and help them be the best version of themselves. I also come from the land of the Kama Sutra and can f*** you in more ways than you can count.
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Of all the work that I do, it's the initiatives under The
#PapaCJHappinessProject
that are most meaningful to me. I'd love for you to share tweets in this thread if any of this work resonates with you. A few stories can be read here as well:
Thank you 🙏
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Extramarital affairs are best had on lower floors.
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Classic Dhoni and classic Virat 😂😂😂
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If there are no consequences for
#WillSmith
getting on stage and slapping
#ChrisRock
at the
#Oscars
, then it sends a signal to audiences all over the world that you can assault a comedian for telling a joke that you did not like and get away with it.
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Wonderful work
@Bhuvan_Bam
👏👏👏
Titu Talks- Episode 3 ft. Lifelines Of Society is OUT on my YouTube Channel. My biggest episode till now. Watch & Share🙏🏼
#TituTalks
#bbkivines
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I have turned on notifications on Twitter ONLY so I can be notified each time
@bdutt
tweets. This is real journalism. This is real courage.
We are on a 15 hour road trip through the heartland to continue to bring you ground reports on the Pandemic, the lockdown and its aftermath. This is a small break in Tonk. We will have more for you tomorrow, Day 39 of reporting
@themojo_in
. Wish us luck. With
@prashantityagi
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Some facts about Winston Churchill well articulated by Dr
@ShashiTharoor
. His book 'An Era of Darkness' is a must read, especially if you live in the UK & are interested in reading about the bits of history they don't teach in your schools.
#Genocide
#Churchill
#WinstonChurchill
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Once upon a time if you wore a mask and walked into a bank people would panic. Now they panic if you don't!
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Maybe you should avoid using the words 'Breaking' News if you're a condom brand. Might not be auspicious!
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Cannot wait to see what this one does on Sunday night. Best keep the fire brigade on standby.
#ModiVideoMessage
#9Baje9Minutes
#candle
#nasa
#bigboss
#diye
#for9
#torch
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On the 9th of November 2004 I was performing at the Cheeky Monkey Comedy Club in Birmingham. On the line up was Rufus Hound (MC), Christian Reilly and a double act called Bullett and Gunn. The headliner was a man called Ian Cognito, popularly known as ‘Cogs’. (1/n)
#RIPCogs
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In the 15 years that I’ve been doing stand-up comedy I don’t know if I’ve ever been blown away in the same way that I was when I saw Cogs for the first time. He was a tour de force. He made the whole room heave in a wave of laughter that never stopped. (2/n)
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What is the formal process for electing
@jacindaardern
the leader of the entire world? And can we do that with retrospective effect?
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@virendersehwag
Saw Natwest Series final live in London when India chased 325 to win. Absolute thriller. Lost my voice cheering.
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But if you were a fan of watching LIVE stand-up comedy, there was nothing quite as electric as being in a room with Ian Cognito on the bill. I feel incredibly grateful to have been on the UK comedy circuit in the time of Ian Cognito. Maverick. Outlaw. Legend. RIP my friend. (4/n)
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He was rebellious, unpredictable and utterly brilliant. When Cogs was in the room, everyone knew that anything could happen. And when I say anything, I mean ANYTHING. It’s probably why TV couldn’t risk him and why many venues didn’t have the guts to book him. (3/n)
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I shall have a pint of Guinness in your memory today.
Photo credits: Martin Mullaney, Nov 2004.
(n/n)
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My friend
@vikramsathaye
has one of the best lines about why our country faces some of the challenges it does today. He says it's because when we were in school there were 80 marks for history and 20 marks for civics. Genius.
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Dear Arnab, here is a message on behalf of fans of Indian cricket.
#ShameOnTimesNow
http://t.co/HDFc1ksHqf
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Dear Dr
@ShashiTharoor
, if you know anyone willing to organise, I'm happy to perform at a fundraiser for
#KeralaFloods
. Happy to do this in any city & request your assistance in ensuring funds go to people doing good work on ground. I can be contacted via .
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Note: Saying that physical violence as a response to a comedian’s joke you are offended by sets a dangerous precedent, does not mean you agree with the joke in question or that you are condoning being insensitive.
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Can't imagine how bad
@British_Airways
service must be. They managed to do what 24 years of sledging didn't - make
@sachin_rt
lose his cool.
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My morning ritual. You think! 😝
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Calcium Sandoz
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I've always felt bad about the way
@virendersehwag
was let go from the Indian team. I felt he still had some cricket left in him. Even if you felt different, he deserved 1 tour's notice so he could leave with a flourish or at least the respect he deserved. A Pak tour was up next.
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@Simone_Biles
Boys can answer only one question per text because our brains aren't capable of processing more! Best ask your questions one at a time 😉
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It was lovely to catch up with
@Zakirism
in Lucknow today. So happy with all the success he had achieved. It's all down to his determination and consistent hard work...and he is just getting started!
#sakhtlaunda
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'Nabbed while trying to flee'. How wonderful that TN could not think of a more appropriate phrase to describe starving people with no roof over their heads trying to find their way to their own homes. Why not spend 48 hours under their conditions & see if you don't try to 'flee'.
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Dad and I send you much love from one of the highest motorable roads in the world. Khardungla Pass is just short of 18000 feet and we crossed it on motorcycles under heavy snowfall. The roads were often rough and slippery but it was an experience we will remember forever.
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Men in black. 2012 edition.
L to R: Papa CJ, Siddhartha Mukherjee, Shashi Tharoor & Amitav Ghosh.
Photo taken at the Light of India Awards in New York where I was invited to perform.
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This is so soothing to watch :)
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Some days you are the pigeon.
Some days you are the statue.
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RK Laxman. Evergreen and relevant even on the other side of the world.
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"I slept and dreamt that life was joy. I awoke and saw that life was service. I acted and behold, service was joy." - Rabindranath Tagore
#Tagore
#RabindranathTagore
#Birthday
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Science is how we solve problems. Art is how we cope with them.
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In an age where we struggle to find heroes to look up to, you stood as one. Thank you ma'am for your service to our nation and people. 🙏
#SushmaSwaraj
#RIPSushmaJi
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The Papa CJ Happiness Project 2018
If you or a family member have been ill for a while & unable to get out, I’m happy to come to your house or hospital room & perform to cheer you up. There will be no performance fee for the same.
Email happiness
@papacj
.com if you’re interested
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Anybody else grown a lockdown beard? Gents? Ladies? Others?
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Dear Gautam Gambhir, we'd love to hear your vision. Please share so that people who don't have it can learn from you. Thank you.
No vision, no direction. Delhi is dying. If you have any SHAME, then RESIGN
@ArvindKejriwal
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It was a wonderful surprise to see this video made by
@Dfordelhi
today. Thank you so much guys 🙏
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Far too many people taking this tweet far too seriously! And literally. My point: I admire her leadership skills which are obviously in context to the country she is leading. Doesn't mean her style or capabilities will necessarily suit India or the whole world.
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👏👏👏👏👏
@assampolice
- for the job done and the sense of humour :)
Anyone lost a huge (590 kgs) amount of Cannabis/Ganja and a truck in and around Chagolia Checkpoint last night?
Don't panic, we found it.
Please get in touch with
@Dhubri_Police
. They will help you out, for sure ;)
Great job Team Dhubri.
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If Kejriwal's mind was a social media platform, Modi would be permanently trending at the top spot.
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Now that's how you take a joke! 👏👏👏
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During this lockdown I have a list of 12 activities that I try and do daily. One of them is spending quality alone time with my mother. Today she received her first ever bachata class. Turns out she is an absolute natural. I think she gets it from me ;)
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Just wondering...if
@AnushkaSharma
's next movie flops, will you blame it on
@imVkohli
?
#ShameOnTimesNow
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Yo
@IndiaToday
- how about you delete this tweet NOW and don't put the word fail ANYWHERE near
#DipaKarmakar
's name.
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3 years ago I performed at an Engineering college where I highlighted that the girls' hostel was off campus while the boys were on campus. This had safety implications and made the girls' education more expensive due to travel costs. I don't know if my performance had... (1/2)
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If you are staying at Radisson Kolkata you cannot have a guest come meet you in your room after 8pm. Even if you check in at 10.30pm. Why not? Is your hotel frequented by prostitutes? Or are you running a dormitory for school children. If so, where is the matron?
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Honesty & humility were cornerstones of
#IrrfanKhan
's persona. In his memory, as I combed through my hard drive to find & share over an hour of his beautiful thoughts, I found this clip - my last question to him.
Full conversation will be here soon:
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Very impressed that Delhi's Chief Minister is so efficient he can run the State and find time to review films.
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Maybe there was enough in the foreground!
I believe only thing missing in Nawaz Sarif's
#UNGA
speech was loud Background Laughter.
@acchajiofficial
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And you have been running your mouth for this entire world cup but your best result is when you don't say anything at all.
#CWC19
#Manjrekar
#SanjayManjrekar
#INDvNZ
#AUSvSA
India have won 7 matches so far in this WC. But their best result is SA beating Aus.👍👍👍
#INDvNZ
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Legend!
GOLD!
24 runs to avoid the follow on.....9 wickets down...
One of the greatest moments in Indian cricket history...
ON THIS DAY...in 1990...at Lord's
Kapil Dev. The legend. The hero.
BANG!!! 6 6 6 6
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Here's a suggestion if you have unaccounted for Rs.500 & Rs.1000 notes. Go to a Government hospital & pay for somebody's treatment. Jai Hind
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The VERY first two copies with the two people who matter the most.
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My mother is 66 (she'll kill me for saying this). Given her display of natural talent at her first bachata class yesterday, I tried to teach her some harder steps today. In 1 hour she learnt what probably took me months. Well done mom! One day I hope to be half as awesome as you.
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#PapaCJHappinessProject
#FightingCancerWithLaughter
It was so special to be able to bring laughter, music, dance and joy to these kids. Read about it here:
#Laughter
#music
#happiness
#joy
#dance
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@vivekoberoi
@pavansingh1985
Best delete this
@vivekoberoi
. It may not have occurred to you at the time of posting but you posting this is in poor taste.
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Hello South Africa. Fancy improving your odds of winning the Cricket World Cup this year? You might want to consider inviting back a certain Mr de Villiers!
#RCBvMI
@OfficialCSA
#ABdeVilliers
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There was a time when the word Creator was reserved for God.
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Wonderful babysitting job by officer at Delhi Airport while parents organise luggage. I felt great joy seeing this.
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Watching the match with the hilarious and super talented
@vikramsathaye
. Thank you Raghav and
@OfficialFanatic
for the experience.
#CWC19
#INDvAUS
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Enter the realm where comedy meets magic & support your countrymen in need. The
#PapaCJHappinessProject
brings you two fundraisers for
#RebuildingKerala
.
TICKETS:
SUN 02 SEP DELHI:
SUN 09 SEP MUMBAI:
#IndiaForKerala
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Rockstar podcaster
@kushal_mehra
was in fine form at
@arth_live
.
My friend
@anuraag_saxena
also did a stellar job interviewing
@smritiirani
, who's humour & attention to every nuance of the language was splendid.
Was privileged to meet
@smitaprakash
&
@ARanganathan72
too.
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Impossible to not laugh at this!
(Taken from Pravin Talan's Facebook timeline)
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#Messi
meet
@sachin_rt
. Like you he's brilliant & carried the weight of expectations of his country. Lost 5 World Cups before winning. Stay!
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@anirbangolf
@ishafoundation
@SadhguruJV
@ishavidhya
This is wonderful! Must try and get involved next year.
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I sometimes judge progress by the way people drive. Do they follow the law. Do they respect fellow drivers & pedestrians. I feel behaviour on the road is reflective of attitudes & who people are as human beings. How do people drive in your city & what does it tell you about them?
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This kid!
(received on WhatsApp)
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#TeamIndia
gave their everything in their efforts to bring back the trophy. They should come back with their heads held high and we should give them the respect and welcome they deserve. Well played today
@BLACKCAPS
and good luck in the final.
#CWC19
#INDvNZL
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I don't understand what the fuss is about
#Eclipse2017
. America has been enveloped in darkness since they elected Trump as their President.
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