Justin Cider
@PantsDonkey
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Comedy all Day Everyday. @Pantsdonkey CEO and Owner of https://t.co/3aXs13CwU8 The rest just ask.
Alberta Canada
Joined April 2011
Accidentally Googled "Pastor Yoda" instead of Master Yoda. I wasn't disappointed.
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The fact that Bob Barker dying at age 99 means he got as close to 100 without going over and that gives me comfort.
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Unreal, only a week in and the Las Vegas Sphere has already been hacked.
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Maybe if I work really hard, Come in early, Stay longer than I need to, Go above and beyond, Never use any of my sick days, My workplace will notice and reward me.
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Had to settle for delivery cause someone didn't feel like cooking tonight
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Me waking up from my 3rd nap of the day to see if the sun is still up.
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Media reports that people in Dubai wouldn’t understand the humor in “The Flintstones”, but I know for a fact that people in Abu Dhabi do.
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Back in the day, this is how we used to beat stress and anxiety.
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I thought this lady was staring at me for 5 minutes, till I realized it was a magazine.
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Jimmy Darts pulls on those strings everytime. Take 1 minute out of your day and watch this ❤️ https://t.co/9X9W58eAPY
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16 years ago today we learned how to make the perfect gift in just 3 easy steps.
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