My age is 23 but my joints are well into their 90’s. Shoutout college athletics 💀

The fact that my $5 is some people’s $500 is mind boggling to me

HUGE 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

“The Epstein Files are a democrat Hoax.” Trump is such a piece of shit for gaslighting us to protect pedophiles

I sometimes think I should do crystal meth but then I think, hmmm better not

You know things are going massively wrong when your press conferences have to end like this......

So I have to spend money to watch a movie on a service industry that I already pay for? Yeah get F*****

Have a partially artificial spine and I was denied health insurance? Because I am OVER QUALIFIED ????????

Every dog doesn’t bark loud, but some will bite the shit out of you

Today seems like a great day for Future to drop that album already

Elon on that lika today 😐

Mirror can’t judge you. You judge what you see in the mirror

What’s a tush push? KAREEEEM

Glad to see folks are starting to realize. Insane what you tried to warn people about is what they’re now complaining about. Weird how things work

I’m so down for the chiefs to not have 10+ flags today. Might make it fun to watch

Bama in over Norte Dame is CRAZY

Tis the season of being bitter I chose to live in Kansas instead of being broke in sunny So-Cal

Dallas: *hikes ball Refs: “flag on chiefs”

Punt from the 30 so the under smacks?? That’s insane work. Didn’t even hide it. Nice job the mob or whoever runs the books these days 🤣

Court dismissed. Bring in the dancin lobsters

Ima need MTV to get their heads out of their asses and get JackAss and Viva la Bam on a network already. We have dog the bounty Hunter streaming 24/7. Figure it out