Never realized how hot farting cops are. If anybody knows any gassy gay cops in real life, send them my way. Or send me hot gay cop videos to edit farts into. (These obviously aren't real farts)
Is it too much to ask for a gassy boyfriend with a big butt? Or for the guys I chat to respond and have them fart in my face? Is it too much!!?!??!!???
You know what I want rn? I want a man to have a stomachache and shit out all of Thanksgiving dinner and make me smell the aftermath🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤. Love it when men have to take massive shits and clog toilets😍
Honestly, I wish I was rich enough to pay hot men to fart around my house. Imagining broke college jocks ripping rank farts for money turns me on so much
Unpopular opinion, farts will not make me attracted to a man. I need to be attracted to him first, and then the farts are an add-on. Which works cause I'm not picky😜
Damn, I want this guy from church to blow up my toilet. He's a college football jock and he's got the fattest ass. How do I ask him nicely to suffocate me with his stench?