While we’re renaming things, I think we should rename Greenland “American Siberia” Then Donald will have a place to send his dissidents, just like his friend Vlad does. https://t.co/ob8NLowqIT

Watching Ratcliffe and Gabbard obfuscate and obstruct was infuriating but at least they were being called out for it. We’ve let the BS rhetoric go unchallenged for too long. Keep poking holes in their ridiculous excuses. MAGA needs to see that their emperor is naked.

Oh. That’s really rich. Steve Bannon wants Elon and his gang of juvenile delinquent doge-bags to slow the F down. Seriously? The dude has been whispering in Trump’s ear since the first reign of terror, telling him to burn it all down. Just shut up, you bloated Benedict Arnold.

OSU’s new motto: If you can’t beat ‘em, beat ‘em up.

When your dog gives you stink-eye because you make him ride in a basket…

The Adventures of Jasper: Mom! There’s something wrong with this dog! It smells like…plastic!!

BREAKING: Almost 10K nurses just joined the Teamsters at Corewell Health in Southern Michigan--in one of the largest union elections of the past 20 years.

I’ve given this some serious thought and I think we should call the new place Flitter. 🦋

An actual text exchane with my kid, who is about to become a father of two:

One of my friends just suggested that if I can’t wait for my grandbaby, I should use Amazon Prime. To be clear, that’s not the kind of delivery we’re talking about, but it would kind of explain why all newborns look a little like Jeff Bezos. 🤣🤣🤣

We are on New Grandbaby Alert today. I can’t wait to see her! Healthy baby, healthy mommy vibes appreciated. 💕💕💕

Pretty ballsy move, Yemen. I predict your death wish will be granted shortly.

A field of gingko and oak threats for Jasper to neutralize. He thinks it’s his job to rid the neighborhood of them. 🤣

My project for this dreary November day:

PamJamz for day three of the apocalypse:

#BWG: Has anyone checked in on @EricLars7 today??

T minus 5 days and counting until I go to Vermont to meet one of my favorite Twitter buddies. I’m so excited!!

Jasper is dressed up in his GAP ATHLETIC DEPT. sweatshirt today.

I made a ski sweater for my dog today. I think that means I’m officially an old lady now. 😆😆😆

I don’t know about you, Twitter, but I have had a pretty good day…and it’s about to get even better.