Today somebody told me I should cut coffee because it's making me twitchy. My response was "no, actually coffee is the only thing helping."

Going into the weekend like... Watch #WheelchairMoney @DisabilityChall: https://t.co/xAK63ok1xv Cc: "Did someone say BOOM?"

Watch my @DisabilityChall entry "Wheelchair Money." So proud of what my talented team put together in just 4 days! Please take 5 minutes to watch and help us out by liking, sharing, and commenting. https://t.co/qLEFzv9uYz #shortfilm #Disability poster: Rodrigo Herzog

Ha. @UberEats out here thinking I’m a high roller.

I was sitting crisscross applesauce in the @Delta club and was told that’s not allowed. But my feet don’t touch the ground. I told her that, asked for a stool for my feet if I really have to sit normally and she laughed and walked away.

Comedy. Fashion. The lovable Bear pup 🥰 and the best Doc around. @RealDoctorMike @SamDonaldBowers @PamelaComedy @LizWalto29 #aliveshownyc #citywinery

Finally made it to my first @RealDoctorMike A-Live show last night at City Winery in NYC. It was such an amazing time and it was so awesome seeing Bear and @PamelaComedy ! Thank you for an all the laughs🤍

Once again @RealDoctorMike delivered a stellar show @CityWineryNYC last night! Thanks again for expertly combining fun, laughs, and expert knowledge .And bonus pts for @PamelaComedy with that 🔥 outfit! Be sure to boop Bear’s nose for us. Til we meet again….

Tomorrow night I bust my tush back to nyc for one day! Guess what for! Guess what for!!!!

Fun fact that it’s not fun. When my Tourettes is worse, my @Uber score plummets. Hey, @Uber are you doing anything to prevent that? Or train your drivers? Can I help with anything on that end?

@joe_r_kennedy @PamelaComedy You should come see me and Pam Nov 17th!

I’m getting a hotel.

Don't miss my conversation with the hilarious and sweet @PamelaComedy We talk about everything including #love #summercamp #comedy #Tourette syndrome and #JewishMatchmaking Enjoy! https://t.co/0t6ah7h99q

I would pay all of my money to see what goes on behind closed doors when they make the decisions on who gets into their sorority at #bama #rush every Penny.

Had an absolute blast chatting with the hilarious @PamelaComedy about all things #comedy & #JewishMatchmaking on the latest episode of Fascination Street Podcast! 😂🤩 We dove deep into the world of #laughter & #love, Pamela had us in stitches!

This week's guest is Pamela Schuller. In this episode @PamelaComedy and l chat about #comedy, #Tourette syndrome, #jewish #summercamp, being a #Diversity advocate, that time she was #kidnapped, and her experience being on @netflix's #JewishMatchmaking https://t.co/frrz9ousMg

You may recognize comedian @PamelaComedy from her guest stint on @netflix’s “Jewish Matchmaking,” but did you know she’s also a disability advocate? Schuller, who has Tourette Syndrome, shares her journey to accepting her disability in this @TEDx Talk. https://t.co/kBLLwrCSXG

Watch and share. We need a little more AND in our lives. @PamelaComedy SORRY NOT SORRY: The Journey to Embrace My Disability | Pamela Rae Schul... https://t.co/oWlxyVy94w via @YouTube

I think I’m leaving this app? Please stay connected on the apps that rhyme with smintzdagram and treads, same username. Lol.

The guy next to me asked where I went to school. I told him all my degrees/schools and he said “so are you in research” and I said “no! Comedy!” And I got to see my mom’s disappointment face through him!

Is Twitter blue now going to be called X Blue? Because I’m pretty sure that sounds like an erectile dysfunction pill.