When your only personality trait is having a twin

I’m a firm believer is an Uber is under $10 it’s free

In my heart I truly believe the girls who became realtors that post about being girl bosses were bullies in high school

I know it’s fashion and I’m just a hater but I’m filled with rage.

Every time I see a guy wearing a toque rolled above his ears I want to scream. Are your ears cold? I have a solution! I can think of it off the top of your head

I truly believe whoever came up with the name walky talky deserves all things good in their life

Escalator and subway couples need to be studied

Just had a hot chocolate from Eataly and I must say, although the enamel on my teeth is gone, it was delicious

Gunna start tweeting again for Kenzie and Kenzie only. Hi kenz! Hope You’re having fun travelling the world. I miss you!

Okay good night kenz I’m done with my tweeters. Love you, please prepare some over night French toast for me

Idk why I’m acting like I care about this kenz! Just something fun and silly to tweet I guess

Under over, how much do you think Adam Levine paid this Ned guy to take some of the heat off him

Night kenz! It’s hot in here can you turn on the AC

Happy father’s day to Goofy and also RIP

At the cottage without Kenzie but thinking of her! I always have more fun when she’s here! Miss you keke!

A vase

Kenzie bring me some beano I had too much pizza tonight

I automatically do not trust somebody if they don’t drink gingerale when they have an upset stomach

Tossin a few silly tweets out in hopes to make Kenzies night shift a bit better. Proud of your hard work kenz!

Yes

When a new season of a show comes out and it incorporates Covid into its plot