Preston
@PWorth5
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Fort Worth, TX
Joined November 2011
Had to hit this poor guy with the care react after reading the description
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I’m cooked
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Going viral on tiktok for randomly capturing a zebra doing a front flip on video was not on my bingo card for the weekend.
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Hot Mulligan, Joyce Manor, and Turnstile opening for Sabrina Carpenter was not on my bingo card
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“I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot” should have been a Hot Mulligan song title
In college, I worked at @CrackerBarrel in Tallahassee. I even gave my life to Christ in their parking lot. Their logo was iconic and their unique restaurants were a fixture of American culture. No one asked for this woke rebrand. It’s time to Make Cracker Barrel Great Again 🇺🇸
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American Football should collab with subway and create the American Footlong™️
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Not to be that typical white guy that is obsessed with Japan but my god it’s so far ahead of the US
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Japan lowkey gives Chicago vibes why does it feel like I’m on a train from MDW lmao
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I’m at a creed fest at my local brewery where a band called Kreed is playing 20 creed songs
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taking a sip of beer and then letting out a big “ahhhhh” so the pregnant lady at the pool next to me knows what shes missing
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